Merry Go Fuck Fest

When you and a group of people go on a merry go round naked and have an orgy, and when the ride stops, you all puke on each other...

“Me and the gang had a merry go fuck fest”

by Count Cockula October 9, 2019

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YEAH HONEY! WOO! That's the spirit!

Hym "But that's the problem here Megyn. I DON'T know what's going on in my blindspot and I SHOULD know that and YOU should be telling me that immediately instead of leaving me in the dark. And you are wasting everybody's time (and potentially their lives) by not doing that. So here's the problem. You worked with the imposter to spite me and you tried to help them do a 'single white female' to me. Alright? So it's too late for them. That was a mistake. And a final one. We're past it. But YOU... I mean, I'm not going to tell you to 'go fuck yourself' but YOU need to reconsider how this is going to work here. Because I'm tired of fucking waiting on this. OK? This could be going much better and your stubborness is clearly the reason it isn't. So, say goodbye to the imposter. They are done. You get the fuck over here and do the thing I want you to do and do it the way I told you to do it. And then next person who tell you not to do that is getting on a first class trip with the imposter and flying straight to heaven immediately with them. And for every day I have to wait a member of their families can go with them for all I care. But this is non-negotiable. You don't get to attempt a 'single white female' on me. It's no different than attempted murder (in abstraction) and the contract explicitly states that they are not allowed to do that. So... We're done here."

by Hym Iam December 16, 2025

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