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Genius Fail

When your listening to an iTunes genius playlist and you wondering how the hell "that" song got included in it?!?
iTunes genius playlist set from "Green Day - American Idiot" and "Bruce Springsteen - Working on a Dream" follows it. WTF? Apple you're very clever but that was Genius FAIL.
by Raggameister March 30, 2010
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barroom genius

Someone who has the gift of bull****. Usually is the one at the bar that pretends to be an expert on a subject after reading one newspaper article on it. Usually is thought of as a "genius" by the surrounding drunks, who don't know any better.
John: Hey, did you hear what Sam had to say on that subject last night at the bar??

Mike: Are you kidding? That idiot is a barroom genius. The only people dazzled by him are the drunk fools that don't know any better.
by GiGi9339 April 26, 2010
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Youtube Genius

An individual that has been empowered by the instructional nature of YouTube DIY videos. Person now maintains the confidence of a master tradesman of the demonstrated skill set, but has not yet developed any actual skills.
Person 1: John told me he can do drywall, hardwood floors and is a certified brick layer.
Person 2: He works at a call center, he's nothing but a YouTube genius.
by Yuengling King December 24, 2013
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Lethal Genius

A person who displays exceptional superior intelligence, with a wit so sharp, it could kill someone, like a knife.
Have you ever been around Dorsey when he's wrenching on your bike? That dude is a lethal genius! He's a master mechanic, and will crack your shit up!
by gravel grinder October 17, 2015
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sexual genius

"Hey Jon that's not how you do that try it like this"

Bill you must be a sexual genius.
by veed88 September 6, 2018
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Military Genius

A person who states factual evidence regarding the military
Malik is a military genius because he always states the facts.
by RiseoftheMalik April 27, 2017
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Armchair genius

A person, particularly in science academia, who *never* actually does any work, but loves to obnoxiously pontificate during meetings on a wide variety of topics, usually exposing the fact that they have no practical knowledge on any topic whatsoever. When it comes time to publish, they insist that they be included on the author list because they contributed "expertise" and "guidance". They butt into private work conversations, and immediately use the royal "we" to describe what "we" are doing on the project.

Such individuals are invariably total ass kissers to those in charge, which explains how they are often able to progress in academia despite knowing fuck all, and contributing nothing.
"The new graduate student is a total frickin' armchair genius. He's coming down the hall... quick, close the door and pretend we're not here before he tries to pretend he's in charge of the lab project we've been working on for the past five years."
by QuackaMole September 17, 2016
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