corn fungus

Corn fungus is what happens when auto corrcet, corrects the word "Cornelius." #WE HATE AUTO CORRECT !

"Hi Corn fungus. Oops, I meant Cornelus. Auto correct is annnoying."

by Ella_bobaxxx July 14, 2021

Foochie fungus

When the spaces in between your toes have a black sort of toe jam in between them. Toe jam sounds weird whereas foochie fungus sounds classy and more sophisticated.

“Bro why is there some big ass toe jam inbetween your toes man?”
“Bro it’s called foochie fungus man!”
“Oh yeah sorry bro, anyway, thats some big ass foochie fungus you got there bro.”
“Thanks bro it means a lot”

by Lord have mercy on my soul August 25, 2019

Fungus Balls

Synonym for Jock Itch.

Dude, thsee fungus balls are killing me.

by LysaJo December 30, 2015

fungus monkey

A woman who does not understand or implement personal hygiene. Usually wipes from back to front.

That fungus monkey has BV again, I'm gonna do her mom.

by Jorge El Diablo May 26, 2016

Fungus Fairy

A smaller creature of the female species. She is a guaranteed STD transmitter. She will most likey have Athlete's Foot.

See that fungus fairy over there?

by TeddyW September 15, 2010

Hum fungus

To eat some shit up

I'm about to hum fungus that shit.
Hum fungus on some shit.

Gobble gobble bitch

by G woman February 13, 2019

Chungus Fungus

A Chinese male with a small penis. Named after the Latin "Chinese mushroom" known for their classification of small wild mushrooms.

He's Chinese, so he's definitely got a chungus fungus.

by Partyhunter April 21, 2025