Faf

A fake ass friend

Yeah Malorie totally ditched us, what a faf.

by Baelien June 14, 2018

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car faffing

Car faffing is the subclass of dogging involving purely homosexual men.

Where are Jon and Matt?

Oh, they are off car faffing like mad things.

by stoduk January 8, 2011

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Sam: Hey, can we be friends ?
You: Sure, you look trustworthy .
Ex-friend: Hey Sam wussup?
Sam: Man shit I’m just chilling with your ex friend ugly ass.
Ex-friend: Lol one lame ass nigga

You: “over hearing n thinking” “FAF”,

by Imlashell3x June 26, 2019

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Funny As Fuck.

Damo put a cherry, a Smurf, a marble, a spoon, a small picture of a rainbow and a toy goat up his pop-shoot before dying as he knew the morticians would be amazed and giggle stupendously.
Damo was FAF.

by Damo, Master of Goats December 29, 2021

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Frat as Fuck

Can be used to describe something that would be considered heinous or egregious in general context, but because one is confident and identifies as a brother of a fraternity - it is considered cool.

"broooo, you peeped Borg Daddy over there rocking those new light-up sketchers?"
"I been peeped, saw them in-store last week and thought they were trash- Borg Daddy FaF for posting up in 'em"

"Ayo, do you think Borg Wizard over there is gay for wearing a crop top and spandex to our hoco darty?"
"tbh I just saw him walk out the bathroom with Jess and Susan- he's just FaF."

by NattyDaddyThe6th December 6, 2021

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Fancy as Fuck, i.e. when you and your friends decide it’s time to class shit up because fuck it.

Dude 1: dude, last weekend, we were chillin’ at Maria’s apartment, and we decide to faf it up - we got Postmates to deliver a bottle of Dom P!
Dude 2: damn, dude! Straight faffin’.

by technojesus May 12, 2018

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