the most perfect person to step foot on this planet. Ethereal, absolutely beautiful. honestly the sweetest and most amazingest person I've ever met. I love her so much. I hope that she realises how amaizng she is and how much her existence has influenced me for the better and how she's help lift the biggest burdens from my back. hope we share chips at school again and have staring contests <3
by lallalalalaland November 21, 2021
Benjamin Evelyn Waters:
Born: (sometime in the 1800s per his demeanor)
Died: September 27th, 2035
Born in the quaint town of Heidelberg MS Benjamin Evelyn Waters was the proud adopted and abducted son to a family of beavers. Strange as it may sound, Benjamin surely enjoyed his grueling education in his younger years as he learned to stop up the city’s water supply with twigs and dead cats as he used his bodily functions as jet propulsion through the various streams and sewers. He became well known for his skills in sticky things and outlandish sentences, so much so that a community near his town was promptly named in honor of his frequent visits to its meadows where he delivered copious amounts of Benjamin Evelyn Waters seedlings to fellow female beavers.
Benjamin Evelyn Waters pursued his aspirations to leave his primitive ways, and become a great man. Sadly, this did not happen. He did however become a very accomplished literary writer. He is best known for his auto-biography: “The Transgressing Life of a Silent But Deadly Man,” and his renowned poem, “Oh My Weary Soul, Why Hast Thou Fucked Me?”
Not much is known about Benjamin Evelyn Waters middle-age years, as no one cared to record his life events. This, as he would later go on to comment, “ was not anyone’s fucking business anyway.“
Benjamin Evelyn Waters died on Sept 27th, 2035 after farting so violently that his heart burst asunder.
He is survived by his concubine, Desiree, and his son Theodore Relevance Waters
Born: (sometime in the 1800s per his demeanor)
Died: September 27th, 2035
Born in the quaint town of Heidelberg MS Benjamin Evelyn Waters was the proud adopted and abducted son to a family of beavers. Strange as it may sound, Benjamin surely enjoyed his grueling education in his younger years as he learned to stop up the city’s water supply with twigs and dead cats as he used his bodily functions as jet propulsion through the various streams and sewers. He became well known for his skills in sticky things and outlandish sentences, so much so that a community near his town was promptly named in honor of his frequent visits to its meadows where he delivered copious amounts of Benjamin Evelyn Waters seedlings to fellow female beavers.
Benjamin Evelyn Waters pursued his aspirations to leave his primitive ways, and become a great man. Sadly, this did not happen. He did however become a very accomplished literary writer. He is best known for his auto-biography: “The Transgressing Life of a Silent But Deadly Man,” and his renowned poem, “Oh My Weary Soul, Why Hast Thou Fucked Me?”
Not much is known about Benjamin Evelyn Waters middle-age years, as no one cared to record his life events. This, as he would later go on to comment, “ was not anyone’s fucking business anyway.“
Benjamin Evelyn Waters died on Sept 27th, 2035 after farting so violently that his heart burst asunder.
He is survived by his concubine, Desiree, and his son Theodore Relevance Waters
“Here lies Benjamin Evelyn Waters amidst a field of roses.
The gas could not wait, but the strain was too great,
And now he drinks with Moses.”
The gas could not wait, but the strain was too great,
And now he drinks with Moses.”
by Lather Me With Butter September 21, 2022
A nice person that is very kind
by Duckthatclaps July 21, 2022
She is such an Evelyn Parker.
by mac.s17 March 18, 2022
Person 1: Hey what’s your name?
Person 2: Oh hi my name is Evelyn!
Person 1: Oh so you’re emo?
Person 2: yes😔🖤⛓
Person 2: Oh hi my name is Evelyn!
Person 1: Oh so you’re emo?
Person 2: yes😔🖤⛓
by Su4lyf22 September 23, 2021
Evelyn is a honest, caring and loving girl. She is insecure about a lot and doesn’t have many friends, but the ones she has are extremely close to her. She is very sensitive and takes everything to heart. Mostly likely, she will have hobbies like reading or baking, and will love to give gifts. She is extremely loyal and will do everything to protect her loved ones, but nothing to protect herself. But don’t underestimate her, she can be scary at times if you threaten or steal from her. she will always try to understand and push forward. She is a great friend, and is shy when she meets new people but gets very loud and hyper over time.
by archietheaxolotl August 16, 2022
someone who is a crab and most likely a furry thinks everything is gay and is always a wannabe stoner
by jokesfeo February 01, 2022