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Doobie Trail

Path of enlightenment taken when you need to break away from your place of employment. Provides the same zeal a smoker gets on smoke breaks, except with much less nicotine. Most conversations on the trail involve talking about who you're gonna DO (with the shocker;-), or what you want to BE when you grow up. Upon return, you must keep an eye out for the Doornatzi, who thinks the doobie trail has something to do with 420, but he's simply a fucktard. Form of a baggot, all about flossin the lux corporate life and clockin da clams!
Person1:Ready to hit the Doobie Trail?
Person2:yep
Person3:fo shizzle my bizzle, drizzle fizzle
by JustinCredible May 14, 2003
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doobie on

expression used when rolling spliffs or "doobies". generally meaning "who's turn to roll next?"
by spew September 22, 2006
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Doobie Noggin

A alternate term used to describe an extreme pot head, or person who habitually smokes marijuana through out the day with little regard to responsibilities and relationships.
"You smoked all that pot!? You doobie noggin"

" Come on you Doobie Noggin'! We're going to be late to the movies."

"Did you eat all of the food in the fridge? Dude, you're such a doobie noggin.
by CountryFried August 21, 2009
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dookinate

(verb.) to totally blast a ridiculously huge and terrifying amount of fecal matter out of your anus completely leaving nothing behind but a log of propostorous size and a horrid stench.
Yo man grab the plunger i just totally dookinated in your bathroom.
by Jimbo Slice900 July 27, 2010
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Doobie Cash

Money set aside for the sole purpose of purchasing marijuana. Mostly in values of 5, 10, 20, or 40 dollars.
- Aye yo! I gotta blunt, you tryna throw on it?
- I'll go check and see if i have any doobie cash
by jhonleyll May 2, 2010
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doobie blazer

A doobie blazer is a guy (always a guy) who smokes weed ERRYDAY. When not blazed, they spend all efforts trying to get blazed or get the three requirements of smoking weed: money, weed and somewhere to get high as a Mur' Fucker. Often found out in some cars passin' joints and hittin' bongs and lungs like Pippa Middleton. Somethimes you may call these guys stoners, but we have another name - Kottonmouth soldiers.
Guy 1:"Where's everyone the night then?"
Guy 2:"Uh, I think the doobie blazer's are at McMillans gettin' blazed."
Guy 1:"Surprise, surprise."
by smokeweed420minted May 26, 2011
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Doobier

A Doobier is a trained and knowledgeable doobie professional. One who specializes in all aspects of doobie service as well as munchie pairings. The role is much more specialized and informed than that of a toker. It is pronounced doob e ay like the wine profession who is a sommelier.
Brian is the Doobier for Mendocino County.
by BB Stinger February 1, 2014
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