A scrawny ominous man, who claims to have ripped out all his organs and injured his penis 30 times. Claims to be gay and straight and plays the harmonica like a god. Is nasty to everyone and hides in his hobbit hole of a home
by unknownSMELLY November 23, 2021
Get the Declan joe Hawkinsmug. A man with an over-sized Penis and overbearingly excessive in Bigdick Energy. This man has the biggest Penis in the world with it's own postcode and State give to it. Some other names given to him are: Big D, Fuckboi, Big daddy D, Deccy D, Deezy, Deco etc...
Person1 - Who's that big boy over there??
Person2 - Ohhhh it's just Declan Courtney-Drennan with his big black Cock
Person1 - Ohhhhh he's such a Declan!
Person2 - Ohhhh it's just Declan Courtney-Drennan with his big black Cock
Person1 - Ohhhhh he's such a Declan!
by BigboiwithabigD March 25, 2019
Get the Declan Courtney-Drennanmug. 
A MAN, tall, sexy, big cock, lord of memes, and overall the best you have ever had in bed (and virtually). The kind of guy you wake up with head and treat like a fucking king (because he deserves it). Guy, you hook up with at a staff party and continue hooking up and then end up falling in love with. The best hiney and even better hair, and the manliest facial hair ever. "Wise, intellectual, always right, and funny that's Declan for ya."
by declanslover23456789 February 20, 2019
Get the Declan Robertsmug. by yeahyeahokok November 28, 2020
Get the declanmug. Declan stands out as one of the most intellectually gifted individuals you might ever come across. At first glance, one might misconstrue his demeanor as aloof or even a tad abrasive. However, beneath that initial exterior lies a reservoir of profound intelligence and insight that few can match.
While some might perceive him as being brusque or occasionally exasperating, those who delve deeper into his persona discover a man of unwavering loyalty and dedication. Once you breach the surface and invest the effort to truly understand him, you'll find a steadfast companion, someone who stands by you through thick and thin, always ready to offer his unwavering support and wisdom.
Declan's intellect is not merely confined to academics or theoretical knowledge; it permeates every facet of his life. His ability to dissect complex problems, formulate innovative solutions, and think critically sets him apart. Yet, it is his loyalty and dedication, often overshadowed by his intellectual prowess, that truly defines him. When Declan commits to something or someone, he does so wholeheartedly, demonstrating a level of dedication and perseverance that is both admirable and rare.
While some might perceive him as being brusque or occasionally exasperating, those who delve deeper into his persona discover a man of unwavering loyalty and dedication. Once you breach the surface and invest the effort to truly understand him, you'll find a steadfast companion, someone who stands by you through thick and thin, always ready to offer his unwavering support and wisdom.
Declan's intellect is not merely confined to academics or theoretical knowledge; it permeates every facet of his life. His ability to dissect complex problems, formulate innovative solutions, and think critically sets him apart. Yet, it is his loyalty and dedication, often overshadowed by his intellectual prowess, that truly defines him. When Declan commits to something or someone, he does so wholeheartedly, demonstrating a level of dedication and perseverance that is both admirable and rare.
**Sophia**: You know, at first glance, Declan might come off as a bit aloof or even a tad abrasive.
**Liam**: Really? I've noticed that too. He doesn't seem approachable.
**Sophia**: Exactly, but you'd be surprised. Beneath that initial exterior lies a reservoir of profound intelligence and insight. He's genuinely one of the most intellectually gifted individuals I've ever met.
**Liam**: That's intriguing. I've always believed there's more to him than meets the eye. But why does he come across that way?
**Sophia**: Well, some might misinterpret his demeanor as being brusque or occasionally exasperating. But when you take the time to know him, you discover a man of unwavering loyalty and dedication. He's the type who, once he commits to something or someone, does so wholeheartedly.
**Liam**: That's commendable. It's rare to find someone who combines both intelligence and loyalty. What else stands out about him?
**Sophia**: His intellect isn't just theoretical or confined to academics. He has this innate ability to dissect complex problems and come up with innovative solutions. His critical thinking sets him apart. But it's not just about his intellect; it's his unwavering dedication and loyalty that truly define him.
**Liam**: I see. So, beneath that initial facade, Declan is a blend of exceptional intelligence, loyalty, and dedication.
**Liam**: Really? I've noticed that too. He doesn't seem approachable.
**Sophia**: Exactly, but you'd be surprised. Beneath that initial exterior lies a reservoir of profound intelligence and insight. He's genuinely one of the most intellectually gifted individuals I've ever met.
**Liam**: That's intriguing. I've always believed there's more to him than meets the eye. But why does he come across that way?
**Sophia**: Well, some might misinterpret his demeanor as being brusque or occasionally exasperating. But when you take the time to know him, you discover a man of unwavering loyalty and dedication. He's the type who, once he commits to something or someone, does so wholeheartedly.
**Liam**: That's commendable. It's rare to find someone who combines both intelligence and loyalty. What else stands out about him?
**Sophia**: His intellect isn't just theoretical or confined to academics. He has this innate ability to dissect complex problems and come up with innovative solutions. His critical thinking sets him apart. But it's not just about his intellect; it's his unwavering dedication and loyalty that truly define him.
**Liam**: I see. So, beneath that initial facade, Declan is a blend of exceptional intelligence, loyalty, and dedication.
by Superawsomeepicgodangel December 31, 2023
Get the Declanmug. Is that Declan Funk, because that person celebrates the winter solstice AND has some pretty funky pants
by OPTIMARS March 3, 2022
Get the Declan Funkmug.