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Declan joe Hawkins

A scrawny ominous man, who claims to have ripped out all his organs and injured his penis 30 times. Claims to be gay and straight and plays the harmonica like a god. Is nasty to everyone and hides in his hobbit hole of a home
im so ashamed that I am dating a Declan joe Hawkins
by unknownSMELLY November 23, 2021
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Declan Courtney-Drennan

A man with an over-sized Penis and overbearingly excessive in Bigdick Energy. This man has the biggest Penis in the world with it's own postcode and State give to it. Some other names given to him are: Big D, Fuckboi, Big daddy D, Deccy D, Deezy, Deco etc...
Person1 - Who's that big boy over there??
Person2 - Ohhhh it's just Declan Courtney-Drennan with his big black Cock
Person1 - Ohhhhh he's such a Declan!
by BigboiwithabigD March 25, 2019
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declan slater

guy who jizzez 33 times a second and hides his cum in a sock under his beard
by alex6376749498 September 27, 2010
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Declan Lie

A lie that is typically very absurd, but very obviously a lie.
He said he beat battle-toads on his first try, it's obviously a Declan lie.
by californiagirl33 December 7, 2016
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Declan

A dick. He talks about football all the time and is really violent. He usually has a bowl cut and only wears nike shorts and tops that have quotes about sports on them.
Oh my god Declan shut up about foot ball. (Declan then slaps them really hard)
by Queer trash November 9, 2018
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Declan Roberts

A MAN, tall, sexy, big cock, lord of memes, and overall the best you have ever had in bed (and virtually). The kind of guy you wake up with head and treat like a fucking king (because he deserves it). Guy, you hook up with at a staff party and continue hooking up and then end up falling in love with. The best hiney and even better hair, and the manliest facial hair ever. "Wise, intellectual, always right, and funny that's Declan for ya."
oh that Declan Roberts have virtual sex with me
by declanslover23456789 February 20, 2019
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Declan

Fat,smells like jovanni and loves men
Hey look it's a declan
by Ricemum March 14, 2019
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