The act of shitting on a partners neck and covering the neck in it. Like that brown scarf Matt Damon wore in some old forgotten movie.
Person#1:Haha dude I gave your mom a Matt Damon Scarf.
Person#2:Suprise bitch I gave your dad one too.
Person#1:Fuck you
Person#2:Suprise bitch I gave your dad one too.
Person#1:Fuck you
by Anonymous Magic Man December 12, 2009
Get the Matt Damon Scarfmug. A situation where one partner in a couple has ended the relationship by dating, and having immediate intimate relations with a new person of perceived higher social status.
See trading up
See trading up
Frank: Are Sandra and Kasey still together?
Jim: No, I hear she's dating some 25 year old brain surgeon. He's loaded plus he looks like a male model. Word on the street is he took her to Mexico for the weekend.
Frank: Wow. Well, she's fucking Matt Damon.
Jim: No, I hear she's dating some 25 year old brain surgeon. He's loaded plus he looks like a male model. Word on the street is he took her to Mexico for the weekend.
Frank: Wow. Well, she's fucking Matt Damon.
by Knowmadd April 11, 2008
Get the She's fucking Matt Damonmug. An expression, depicting the desire for progression to another task, derived from the recent viral video war between Jimmy Kimmel and Matt Damon as facilitated by Kimmel's girlfriend Sarah Silverman.
"Halo 3's played out. Let's put down the guitar and f*ck Matt Damon."
"Sure. Wait? What the f*ck did you just say?"
,or,
Dude, you're always skipping from one thing to the next. For once could you just hold on to the guitar and NOT f*ck Matt Damon!
"Sure. Wait? What the f*ck did you just say?"
,or,
Dude, you're always skipping from one thing to the next. For once could you just hold on to the guitar and NOT f*ck Matt Damon!
by Derek Weyhrauch February 27, 2008
Get the Let's put down the guitar and f*ck Matt Damonmug. A mix between Arnold Schwarzenegger and Louis Litt, Jaromir Jagr and Usain bolt, Jordan Belfort and a Sumo wrestler. This man can crush a meatball sub before you could sit down, this man can go bar down baby on every occasion, this mans Instagram has a 100% chance of having every picture with his shirt off; this man is Damon
by NeumSauce December 2, 2020
Get the Damonmug. Greasy ass bitch, annoying as fuck
fumbles everything, usually seen in discord or Roblox chats
cannot do jack shit in a group project
fumbles everything, usually seen in discord or Roblox chats
cannot do jack shit in a group project
"holy fuck Damon, the report was due yesterday"
"how the shit balls did you mess that up Damon"
"shut the fuck up Damon, you greasy motherfucker"
"how the shit balls did you mess that up Damon"
"shut the fuck up Damon, you greasy motherfucker"
by white af crayon August 13, 2025
Get the Damonmug. Verb-predator
Type- child
Damon is a kind of guy who only goes after minors once they turn 18 the girl is now old and infertile to this animal, despite a Damon bro g twice their age
Type- child
Damon is a kind of guy who only goes after minors once they turn 18 the girl is now old and infertile to this animal, despite a Damon bro g twice their age
Guy 1:Dude you see that Guy over there?
Guy 2: yeah why’s he talking to that 15 year old isn’t he like 34?
Guy 1: he’s a total Damon
Guy 2: yeah why’s he talking to that 15 year old isn’t he like 34?
Guy 1: he’s a total Damon
by GrayX November 14, 2020
Get the Damonmug. The sweetest boy. A little insecure with himself.. but I don’t know why because he is so perfect. The kindest, sweetest soul on Earth. Adorable and loving. Always knows just what to say. He speaks in a way that is so sweet.
Damon is a sweetheart
by wendiqo December 11, 2021
Get the Damonmug.