Matt Damon Scarf

The act of shitting on a partners neck and covering the neck in it. Like that brown scarf Matt Damon wore in some old forgotten movie.

Person#1:Haha dude I gave your mom a Matt Damon Scarf.
Person#2:Suprise bitch I gave your dad one too.
Person#1:Fuck you

by Anonymous Magic Man December 12, 2009

She's fucking Matt Damon

A situation where one partner in a couple has ended the relationship by dating, and having immediate intimate relations with a new person of perceived higher social status.

See trading up

Frank: Are Sandra and Kasey still together?

Jim: No, I hear she's dating some 25 year old brain surgeon. He's loaded plus he looks like a male model. Word on the street is he took her to Mexico for the weekend.

Frank: Wow. Well, she's fucking Matt Damon.

by Knowmadd April 11, 2008

Let's put down the guitar and f*ck Matt Damon

An expression, depicting the desire for progression to another task, derived from the recent viral video war between Jimmy Kimmel and Matt Damon as facilitated by Kimmel's girlfriend Sarah Silverman.

"Halo 3's played out. Let's put down the guitar and f*ck Matt Damon."

"Sure. Wait? What the f*ck did you just say?"

,or,

Dude, you're always skipping from one thing to the next. For once could you just hold on to the guitar and NOT f*ck Matt Damon!

by Derek Weyhrauch February 27, 2008

Damon Albarn

The most perfect looking man in the world, so hot he makes me want to combust, he also sings really pretty, also Liam and Noel love him.

I imploded when I saw Damon Albarn

by firesidemybeloved January 29, 2024

Damon

a really cool guy whos "good at basketball" needs to curse one time and also is a really sexy gay cucumber

he has laid over 300 big burly men.

Damon is a liar and a cucumber and very gay

by triatomic ranger October 7, 2022

Damon Slender

Damon slender is the creator of the term "brain rot" he sits in no vitamin D household all day saying words like "rizz" and skibidi" to his sigma freinds like kkkacper and Elot the sigma both very famous brainrot rizzlers. Damon has spent years playing "get fat and race roll" on roblox he began looking like he was from the game due to damons low intake of nutreints hes very dry and tends to tweak if he doesnt get his goverment money so he can pirate games and buy mac donalds

hello Damon Slender what are you doing? nahhh thats naughty and a whole lotta yap rizz! shut up damon how can you walk around looking like your straight outta flushed away you skibidi toilet sigma from ohio

by Lucs cousin May 28, 2024

Damon

Damon is so hot and sexy. He's tall, dark, and handsome. He knows how to treat a woman and knows exactly what she wants and how she wants it. He's a polite and friendly guy when making impressions but is a sporadic and loud (in a good way) person once you've gotten him comfortable. He clicks well with everyone and is a keeper to a world of secrets. You could tell him your deepest darkest trauma and he'll respond anyway you want; He could give you unbridled support or firm grounding advice. He gives the best hugs, kisses and can pleasure a woman like no other. Some would even say he has fingers that could make a woman fall in love with him instantly. If you ever find yourself falling for a Damon you are in for a ride with a guy who will put prioritize you and treat you as if you are the queen of the world, he will always have music for any occasion you have with him and will make sure you are doing as good as you can be. Romantic or platonic don't lose a Damon because They hold grudges over the smallest things so if you end on a bad note he has potential to never contact you again or completely destroy yourself worth with how much better he will make himself appear after leaving out of your life.

Bianca: God Damon is so cute I really want to ask him out.
Your mom: You should! He has a special kind of Midas touch you wont get anywhere else.

by JimsShrimpShack November 4, 2021