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Matt Damon Scarf

The act of shitting on a partners neck and covering the neck in it. Like that brown scarf Matt Damon wore in some old forgotten movie.
Person#1:Haha dude I gave your mom a Matt Damon Scarf.
Person#2:Suprise bitch I gave your dad one too.
Person#1:Fuck you
by Anonymous Magic Man December 12, 2009
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She's fucking Matt Damon

A situation where one partner in a couple has ended the relationship by dating, and having immediate intimate relations with a new person of perceived higher social status.

See trading up
Frank: Are Sandra and Kasey still together?

Jim: No, I hear she's dating some 25 year old brain surgeon. He's loaded plus he looks like a male model. Word on the street is he took her to Mexico for the weekend.

Frank: Wow. Well, she's fucking Matt Damon.
by Knowmadd April 11, 2008
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Let's put down the guitar and f*ck Matt Damon

An expression, depicting the desire for progression to another task, derived from the recent viral video war between Jimmy Kimmel and Matt Damon as facilitated by Kimmel's girlfriend Sarah Silverman.
"Halo 3's played out. Let's put down the guitar and f*ck Matt Damon."

"Sure. Wait? What the f*ck did you just say?"

,or,

Dude, you're always skipping from one thing to the next. For once could you just hold on to the guitar and NOT f*ck Matt Damon!
by Derek Weyhrauch February 27, 2008
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Damone

A form of escapism … a haven where one can embrace their sexuality and identity - break rules and push against social norms… & of course, has a fat chocolate ass 😈
Whose is Damone?”
by Damone March 10, 2022
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Damon Gulley

A loser who made an post onto Urban dictionary about himself. However you describe him you're probably right.
Oh wow is that Damon Gulley? Yes I am the one and only Damon Gulley
by CrusaderStar November 27, 2021
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Damon

Damon is a Detroit slang for a "Big ass black man who gay as hell but is gangsta".
Usually identified by their lack of shirt and hanging around brothels.
Yo he got his shirt off he fosho a Damon
by LilJitAki July 21, 2023
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Damon

A total daddy!! Tall, hot and sexy brunette with a HUGE MEMBER
"Did you hear that Mike has got a 12-incher?"

"Yeah he's a total Damon!
by Shshshdhshhshs November 26, 2023
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