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Matt Damon Scarf

The act of shitting on a partners neck and covering the neck in it. Like that brown scarf Matt Damon wore in some old forgotten movie.
Person#1:Haha dude I gave your mom a Matt Damon Scarf.
Person#2:Suprise bitch I gave your dad one too.
Person#1:Fuck you
by Anonymous Magic Man December 12, 2009
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She's fucking Matt Damon

A situation where one partner in a couple has ended the relationship by dating, and having immediate intimate relations with a new person of perceived higher social status.

See trading up
Frank: Are Sandra and Kasey still together?

Jim: No, I hear she's dating some 25 year old brain surgeon. He's loaded plus he looks like a male model. Word on the street is he took her to Mexico for the weekend.

Frank: Wow. Well, she's fucking Matt Damon.
by Knowmadd April 11, 2008
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Let's put down the guitar and f*ck Matt Damon

An expression, depicting the desire for progression to another task, derived from the recent viral video war between Jimmy Kimmel and Matt Damon as facilitated by Kimmel's girlfriend Sarah Silverman.
"Halo 3's played out. Let's put down the guitar and f*ck Matt Damon."

"Sure. Wait? What the f*ck did you just say?"

,or,

Dude, you're always skipping from one thing to the next. For once could you just hold on to the guitar and NOT f*ck Matt Damon!
by Derek Weyhrauch February 27, 2008
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damon

damon is the biggest fucking weeb to walk this sorry earth. cannot stop playing osu and talking about jojo and naruto; he is also usually in love with a natalie. he’s also pretty cute
nos: did damon spoil naruto yet?

cole: no, he was too busy playing osu and fantasizing natalie. fucking bitch
by gamedemon10 December 14, 2019
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Damon Danger Gagne

Car seat’s brother who is fruity as fuck
Damon Danger Gagne fruity as fuck
by Damon Gagbe November 9, 2021
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Damon Al-Bun

The act of a white British guy rolling (specifically using a torn off corner of Rizla pack for a roach.) and smoking a joint.
I say! How about we retire to the smoking room for a couple "Damon Al-Bun's" my old chap?
by Plasma Sonico Boom August 11, 2019
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Damone

Damone is a beautiful, smart, sometimes caring and funny girl. She doesn't like being annoyed and she has the most beautiful smile ever. She loves to go shopping, having money, hang out with friends and family. She's thoughtful with a funny personality and also gets mad quickly, so don't get her on her bad side.
Damn Damone is so fine😍
by Jenessa123 March 26, 2022
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