The act of shitting on a partners neck and covering the neck in it. Like that brown scarf Matt Damon wore in some old forgotten movie.
Person#1:Haha dude I gave your mom a Matt Damon Scarf.
Person#2:Suprise bitch I gave your dad one too.
Person#1:Fuck you
Person#2:Suprise bitch I gave your dad one too.
Person#1:Fuck you
by Anonymous Magic Man December 12, 2009
Get the Matt Damon Scarfmug. A situation where one partner in a couple has ended the relationship by dating, and having immediate intimate relations with a new person of perceived higher social status.
See trading up
See trading up
Frank: Are Sandra and Kasey still together?
Jim: No, I hear she's dating some 25 year old brain surgeon. He's loaded plus he looks like a male model. Word on the street is he took her to Mexico for the weekend.
Frank: Wow. Well, she's fucking Matt Damon.
Jim: No, I hear she's dating some 25 year old brain surgeon. He's loaded plus he looks like a male model. Word on the street is he took her to Mexico for the weekend.
Frank: Wow. Well, she's fucking Matt Damon.
by Knowmadd April 11, 2008
Get the She's fucking Matt Damonmug. An expression, depicting the desire for progression to another task, derived from the recent viral video war between Jimmy Kimmel and Matt Damon as facilitated by Kimmel's girlfriend Sarah Silverman.
"Halo 3's played out. Let's put down the guitar and f*ck Matt Damon."
"Sure. Wait? What the f*ck did you just say?"
,or,
Dude, you're always skipping from one thing to the next. For once could you just hold on to the guitar and NOT f*ck Matt Damon!
"Sure. Wait? What the f*ck did you just say?"
,or,
Dude, you're always skipping from one thing to the next. For once could you just hold on to the guitar and NOT f*ck Matt Damon!
by Derek Weyhrauch February 27, 2008
Get the Let's put down the guitar and f*ck Matt Damonmug. He got a HUGE penis, he’s that guy, and he’s sexy and he’s romantic, u will have to kill him to get him mad or beat him in codm he’s a nice guy and he’s daddy that’s it
by Lmaoo kid November 21, 2021
Get the Big Daddy Damonmug. by Damon Gagbe November 9, 2021
Get the Damon Danger Gagnemug. The act of a white British guy rolling (specifically using a torn off corner of Rizla pack for a roach.) and smoking a joint.
by Plasma Sonico Boom August 11, 2019
Get the Damon Al-Bunmug. most fuckable iconic triple threat
kai is soft but a fucking maniac
klaus is a MOTHA FUCKING MONSTAAA
damon has mommy issues and is a sexy pancake maker
kai is soft but a fucking maniac
klaus is a MOTHA FUCKING MONSTAAA
damon has mommy issues and is a sexy pancake maker
elena: did you hear that damon klaus and kai are in town!?
stefan: yeah bitch i fucked them all before you 🙄 yes i am a glitzy gobbler
stefan: yeah bitch i fucked them all before you 🙄 yes i am a glitzy gobbler
by thomasheadonsucksaubbysglizzy August 3, 2020
Get the Damon Klaus and Kaimug.