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Matt Damon Scarf

The act of shitting on a partners neck and covering the neck in it. Like that brown scarf Matt Damon wore in some old forgotten movie.
Person#1:Haha dude I gave your mom a Matt Damon Scarf.
Person#2:Suprise bitch I gave your dad one too.
Person#1:Fuck you
by Anonymous Magic Man December 12, 2009
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She's fucking Matt Damon

A situation where one partner in a couple has ended the relationship by dating, and having immediate intimate relations with a new person of perceived higher social status.

See trading up
Frank: Are Sandra and Kasey still together?

Jim: No, I hear she's dating some 25 year old brain surgeon. He's loaded plus he looks like a male model. Word on the street is he took her to Mexico for the weekend.

Frank: Wow. Well, she's fucking Matt Damon.
by Knowmadd April 11, 2008
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Let's put down the guitar and f*ck Matt Damon

An expression, depicting the desire for progression to another task, derived from the recent viral video war between Jimmy Kimmel and Matt Damon as facilitated by Kimmel's girlfriend Sarah Silverman.
"Halo 3's played out. Let's put down the guitar and f*ck Matt Damon."

"Sure. Wait? What the f*ck did you just say?"

,or,

Dude, you're always skipping from one thing to the next. For once could you just hold on to the guitar and NOT f*ck Matt Damon!
by Derek Weyhrauch February 27, 2008
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Damon Salvatore

by Pyper Correia December 30, 2020
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Damon

Damon is such a caring and incredible person :) He loves his amazing dog starby maybe even a little much because he's threatened to eat her before. But he really is a good person i promise.
Damon is the best streamer🖤
by Jewel 🤺 November 23, 2021
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Damon Williams

Damon Williams is used to describe an extremely hot and sexy male with a very high degreee of sex appeal and who has in addition an extremely high IQ level
That guy is almost as cool as Damon Williams
by Not Divirt August 7, 2018
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Damon Salvatore

Incredible Huge balls and funny nipples that are easy to yum yum
Girl:Holy shit why am I creaming when I look at Damon Salvatore

Guy: why is he so hot
by I wanna fuck Emma January 26, 2022
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