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Cranberry

A little berry that grows on a pineapple
WOW I love these cranberrys that grow on pineapple
by Cranberry juice man December 30, 2019
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Cranberry Dream

When a girl begins her period while sleeping and stains the sheets.
Dammit! I had another cranberry dream last night!
by Lothar January 13, 2018
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Cranberry Fountain

A cranberry fountain is when a man fingers a woman on her period with a flicking motion, causing menstrual blood to squirt upwards like a fountain
I was on my period, so John gave me a cranberry fountain!
by Eshmansam May 5, 2025
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Cranberry tree

Cranberry trees are what cranberries grow on. Many people confuse that cranberries grow on trees, but they come from trees. The native word for cranberry trees is actually Hilaphinia Plontunos.
by Rebellious pony November 27, 2018
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cranberry loaf

A pale-ish golden piece of shit the size of a Entenmann's All Butter Loaf with cranberry like shaped leftovers...
Yo, Dan just left a cranberry loaf in the guest bathroom...
by Joker078 December 20, 2017
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cranberry juice

When you start seeing the same celebrity in everything and you're wishing for content without them for a change. Much like trying to buy juice from the grocery store without cranberry mixed in.
Wait, you're telling me there's going to be a new sitcom with Tina Fey and Snoop Dogg? Think I'll pass. I'm not thirsty for that cranberry juice.
by ectofunky- November 15, 2024
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Cranberry Johnson

He had sex when she was on her period now he has a cranberry johnson
by Cranberry Johnson May 30, 2018
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