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Lead Up The Cornhole

The act in which during sexual intercourse, a man slides a sharpened pencil up the womans anus; who unexpecting the intense pain, screams at the male. This works when you can't get a woman to moan otherwise.
"She just wasn't feeling it. So I had to give her a Lead Up The Cornhole. She screamed for ages afterwards."

"FML. He gave me a Lead Up The Cornhole last night 'cos I wouldn't orgasm."
by jack-fryjack March 16, 2010
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gold star cornholer

Person who only has had anal sex. Can be male or female.
He's a real gold star cornholer, watch him pull out a bottle of vaseline.
by rightist June 29, 2019
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Dusty Cornhole Snake

When two people are having sexual intercourse and one of them rubs their pienus or dildo in dirt then covering it with corn and a slimmy substance then shoving it in the others anus.
" Honey why do you have corn?"
"Im spicing things up with a Dusty Cornhole Snake tonight, so be ready!"
by MikeTheWordMan May 22, 2016
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Hoosier Cornhole Cuddle

its when two hoosiers or anyone in Indian get buck wild on some booty holes
them two homos were doing the Hoosier cornhole cuddle
by Claybo-sky July 21, 2011
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Cornhole Up The Poop Chute

Anal sex....vigorously....as in balls slapping the butt cheeks while fucking the living shit out of someone in the ass.
"Tonight, I'm really going to give that skank from the office a little cornhole up the poop chute. She won't be able to shit for a week."
by Sneeve Sniggardly November 7, 2011
mugGet the Cornhole Up The Poop Chutemug.

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