stanky coochie

when a female hasn’t washed her genitalia for a long time and it smells like a rotten fish market.

brad: bro chloe gotta stanky coochie
aiden: bro i know it smells like fish
brad: tastes like it too

by penistoes September 02, 2019

Coochie Apple

A person who you really don't like but don't want them to know.

Hey Jhene, you're such a coochie apple!

by Battle Rocket October 31, 2022

Coochie Consultation

To set an appointment to have sex with a woman. Much like a dick appointment, but is used by males and lesbians, used only to fuck with no feelings.

Bro, I gotta go! I have a coochie consultation 🍑

by Lilbrowngirl420 May 13, 2020

Coochie Slapper

To treat coochie with respect, but at the same time play with it intensely.

"I SURE COOCHIE SLAPPED MY GIRL LAST NIGHT"

"Brian sure is a coochie slapper!"

by Glossoholic September 26, 2018

coochie crack

The visible crack of your vagina.

Girl no one wants to see your coochie crack put on a bathing suit with more coverage.

by lyssa89 June 23, 2014

Coochie Scout

The man who is toxic for the coochie.

"You see that boy Adam Harrington? He the OG Coochie Scout."

by Anon5514 October 21, 2020

Coochie Police

Supreme Court of the United States

Women don't want their reproductive justice rights controlled by the Coochie Police!

by talk2me-JCH2 May 16, 2022