Chili Ring Destruction

when your chili ring (a.k.a. your butthole) starts to bleed uncontrolably and shoot out foreign objects at various speeds and distances, causing immense pain and 3rd degree burns to everyone around you. if you can relate it to a violent volcanic eruption your chili ring and butthole is defietlly being destroyed. hense chili ring destruction. low chance of ever recovering or even surviving.

chili ring destruction is when you eat too many hot wings and start to feel like someone is shoving a samoan fire eater up your butthole. and he isnt going in without a fight. shortly after you start to to feel weak at the knees and eventuyally collapse and deficate all over yourself and the walls. not a pretty sight.

by dr fudge November 22, 2011

Chili Shitter

A derogatory term used to talk about people of Hispanic descent.

It was recently said in an episode of “The Shield”

Look at that chili shitter

by stothectotheotothett February 4, 2006

vagina chili sauce

After emptying a bottle of hot sauce into the vagina, the act of queefing out the sauce into their partners mouth.

While on her period, Sandra's vagina chili sauce had a particularly potent flavor in Percy's mouth.

by Cupcake Sally January 3, 2012

chili dog surprise

When a couple is doing a sixty-nine and the man squeezes his legs together tightly and forces a lumpy dump through the front of his legs and it pushes past your balls into the face of the chick.

Girl thinking: I think I'm gonna make him cum.
Guy Squeezes
Girl: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?
Guy:It's the chili dog surprise!

Then he yells "SURPRISE"

by penh June 6, 2009

Bachelor Chalice

n. Any sort of improvised drinking implement, such as an old Flintstones Jelly jar, primarily used by bachelors who would have no need for class or finesse.

"Went over to Bud's the other day, and the guy offered me a margarita in a Bachelor Chalice."

by Dick Danger the Magnificent November 30, 2009

Blue Chili

The mixture of blue odor-blocker and shit found in a port-a-potty, usually most evident at the end of an event (i.e. a music festival or weekend at a state campground)

I went to use the last stall on the right, but it was almost overflowing with blue chili. I didn't care, I had to go.

by LittleJohn73 August 11, 2010

Puerto Rican Chili Bowl

When you've met a new female friend and bought her back to your place/hotel, after failing to score she takes a huge dump in your bathroom before saying goodbye and leaving.

Guy 1: How'd last night go? I saw you leave with her!

Guy 2: "Man, I thought I was certain to score, she got back and then said she was freakin' tired. What made it worse was she left me a fucking Puerto Rican Chili Bowl!"

by Billy Carwash February 20, 2011