Cat

An animal that pretends to be your friend

How are you doing, fluffy?

MEOW!

"Cat" I needed to write this.

by A very real human. February 27, 2020

Cat

Cat - a small Feline. Cats are the most popular house pet, beating out dogs. Dogs can be annoyingly eager to please, while cats don't give a hoot about what you want or think. It's all about themselves!

When I set my cat down someplace, she immediately moves because it wasn't her idea to be there.

by Punnerguy September 10, 2016

Cat

The cutest animal on the entire planet, and if you think other wise you can catch these hands.

This cat is very cute.

by Princess_Wario October 4, 2021

Cat

A god.

Some people say they own a cat but that actually they're the cats slaves.
Some people say cats die but truly they simply teleport.

Some people say cats aren't vicious they're wrong.

A cat can do anything.

S

Guy: your cats nice.
Me: HOW DARE YOU SUGGEST A CAT CAN BE OWNED.

by Goodgoodgoodgoodgoodgood November 13, 2020

Cat

A four legged animal that has been domesticated to reside with and without humans. Also the official animal of the internet.

Sam: Did you pet the cat?
Lisa: No, it's ignoring me as usual.

by SaturnVRKT August 17, 2017

Cat

UK road man slang, a cat is basically a drug dealer or a plug

Cee don't do no fraud I trap say yo to the local cat

by Pussyeater85 December 28, 2022

Cat

Fluffy, all powerful spike lord. Although dim, not to be trifled with. Do not partake in physical combat with a cat, and leave petting to a minimum.

Digression advice: Cat nearby

Pet the cat at your own volition

I was petting the cat when I felt it... The blood slowly draining from my arm was coming out quicker and quicker, and couldn't be stopped. I put a bandage on it, but it still would not stop. The bandage was a rag wetted with blood, but the cat was still not pleased. I could feel a sharp pain in my chest, the left side of it as every nerve in my chest screamed in agony. I could feel my heart, or rather felt not feeling it. Everything went dark as I got colder and colder. Colder... Colder... Colder...

by FancaySpeve June 1, 2021