Caney Head, TX

A cross between texas chainsaw massacre and The Hills Have eyes movie. A bunch of inbred backwoods folk that can't locate tennis shoes within a 10 mile radius. Pretty sure they have people locked up in basements down there. moral of the story.... Don't go there. You do not belong

Do not go to Caney Head, Tx.

by Oilworker September 28, 2019

New Caney

The badlands far northeast of Houston, Texas. It is a tragic little town full of rednecks, mullets, and goats.

"I reckon a nigger lover got lynched just last week in New Caney!"

by Kaheem October 16, 2005

caney

anyone unfortunate enough to be displaced by a hurricane.

Houston is overrun by caneys.

by Bloogle June 19, 2007

caney

ciggarete .. can from cancer ... just some how formed into caney ..

yo reza give us a "caney"

by Smerkz June 14, 2005