boyfriend chair

A chair placed in women's clothing stores specifically for boyfriends to sit in while their respective girlfriends shop.
You: "Hey babe, how much longer are we gonna be at Forever 21?"
Ya girl: "I just want to try on 10 more tops!"
You: "Alright, I'll just be chillin in the boyfriend chair over here."
by Dagrooms February 02, 2016
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Chair shot

To pick up a steel folding chair, make sure that it's in the folded position, and beat the fuck out of another person's face with it. Usually used in professional wrestling.
Jim Ross: OH MY GAWD, KING! That chair shot busted him wide open!
by allknowingsquid July 18, 2008
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Chair Fart

When the chair you are sitting on makes a noise resembling the sound of a fart, especially in leather car seats or swiveling chairs. This is very annoying 100% of the time.
"Pfffffftttttt"
Girl: "Eww what was that!?"
Guy: "Relax, just a chair fart."
by Anonish November 03, 2010
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Bitch Chair

The chair at a table, usually for a meal gathering where the chairs that reside at the table are all the same and an extra chair is needed. The bitch chair is not equal to other chairs and carries the general traits of being shorter, less comfortable and uglier than all other chairs at the table. If all chairs at the table are different, the ugliest, shortest and/or most uncomfortable one is the bitch chair.
"man, we went over to Persephone's pad for a rad dinner but I got stuck with the bitch chair"

"OK, who's sitting in the bitch chair?"
by George Forward January 27, 2006
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Throwing Chairs

to talk trash about a friend or aquaintance, to publicly denounce or disrespect. When throwing shade it's immediately obvious to on-lookers that the thrower, and not the throwee, is the bitcy, uncool one.
by Contextyo'know December 04, 2017
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sell chairs

When a wrestler pretends to be hurt by being hit with a chair. To pretend pain from any Pro Wrestling attack, you are "selling" the attack
Al Snow doesn't sell chairs, he makes his opponents look ridiculous in doing so.
by Dave Sirus April 03, 2005
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chair rot

The art of farting and injecting that dirty fart into an office chair, where by creating a pocket full of rot that will waft up as the next person sits on that chair.
I sniper'd her good with a dose of chair rot
by Plo9y January 12, 2015
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