walking buttfuck

Pejorative term used to describe someone who exhibits uselessness either in a specific area or in general.

At the Nets game last night, that seven-foot-tall walking buttfuck Jason Collins could not rebound if his life depended on it.

by Rufus Truthfist August 2, 2009

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Buttfucking

Buttfucking is said in a sentence where there should be a pause between the two words

Correct:
She told him 'that's what she said, yeah but, fucking I should of told her the truth.'

Ghetto incorrect:
She told him 'that's what she said, yeah buttfucking I should of told her the truth.'

by GlitterPuff69 March 21, 2022

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buttfuck goblin

A subset of the classic fairytale species of the Goblin, in which they partake in absurd amounts of buttfucking, or anal sex.

Watch out for those Buttfuck Goblins, they'll make you stretch for sure.

by Tillmeister September 11, 2022

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Buttfuck

A person whose weirdness and stupidity is beyond belief

My friend Rodger goes to sleep easier listening to battle sounds, he is a Buttfuck

by TheLadSimon January 29, 2021

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buttfucker

A person who has too much integrity who favors doing the right thing over saving human life with their transparency. Most people who identify as buttfuckers often lack empathy, compassion, and a consience, and often sell their folks down the river when confronted with an ethical dilemma, rather than commit perjury to save someone's life. Immanuel Kant is regarded as the founding father of buttfuckers, due to the categorial imperative stating that lying to save humanity is using others as mere commodities, rather than ends in themselves.

A historical example of buttfuckers are the people who snitched on Anne Frank and her family, while hiding in an attic in the Nazi-Occupied Netherlands. While the action was unethical and wrong, telling the truth was imperative when the SD and Gestapo agents questioned the family who hid the Franks in their attic. Think of integrity as a double-edged sword, on one side it's crucial, but on the other it's precarious because you could hurt or others with your transparency.

by kinghiroichi1 July 1, 2025

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