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Moist Armpit

When one ejaculate into a fat person's armpit. Then the person will lay their arm by their side until the semen dries. Finally the person will attempt to lift the arm, ripping the skin while blood mixes with the semen. Image resembles a strawberry shortcake and the outcome is very tasty.
Josh- Sup man, how have things with your family been going?
Andy- Not so hot dude, my mom still can't move her arm since my giant fag of a brother Evan Moist Armpited her.
Josh- Wow that blows, but is also FUCKING AWESOME!
by ARBurgesss January 24, 2013
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muslim with armpit hair

this is a term given to someone who looks a little ethnic and has armpit hair. (Can not be used on an actual muslim, just someone who's skin color is a little tan for laughter effects).
Person 1: oh my gosh look at her arms!
Person 2: We have a muslim with armpit hair in our midsts.
by hellomusiii December 11, 2009
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the armpit of america

Wow, that state sucks, it's the armpit of America
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Lumberjack's Armpit

The kind of minge that, is perfectly nice while inside underwear but when removed sweats profusely. It doesn't stop sweating. It STINKS!
Mary was a perfectly nice girl until Julio found out she had a lumberjack's armpit.
by Tom Learoyd May 30, 2006
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trouts armpit

Yet another word which relates to a womens genitalia. This is due to the fishy smell, wetness and slimyness which is associated with the armpit of a the aformentioned fish and some womens vagainas.
Me was proper mashing up her trouts armpit and she loved it.
by Leon sullivan October 31, 2007
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mid-armpit

The place on the opposite side of your elbow, that resembles the above armpit.
My mid-armpit itches!
by Young Show February 23, 2008
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buffalo armpit

Word used in the substitution of such obscenities as "fuck", "shit", and "damn".
Person 1: "Dude! Woah! Are you okay?! I've never seen someone get run over by a garbage truck and stand up right away!"

Person 2: "Aw...! Buffalo armpit! Where are my shoes?"
by Minnesota Soldat January 13, 2007
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