"So how was the sex, dude?"
"Man, it was wild. She let me platypus her."
"No way!"
"Hell yeah, I scrambled those guts."
"Man, it was wild. She let me platypus her."
"No way!"
"Hell yeah, I scrambled those guts."
by QueenGoblin September 7, 2020
Get the Platypusmug. a semi aquatic
Egg laying mammal of action, a furry little flatfoot
Who never flinched
From a fra-ee-ay-ee-ay.
Egg laying mammal of action, a furry little flatfoot
Who never flinched
From a fra-ee-ay-ee-ay.
its got more than just mad skill
it's got a beaver tail and bill
And the women swoon
Whenever they hear hit say, "Krrr"
It's Perry, Perry the platypus
it's got a beaver tail and bill
And the women swoon
Whenever they hear hit say, "Krrr"
It's Perry, Perry the platypus
by T3h_Sk3lly October 13, 2022
Get the Platypusmug.