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Im..not..your..mother

Thats literally me- me from tiktok, hello btw
Im..not..your..mother is annoying (idk-)
by Im..not..your..mother July 20, 2021
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Your mom

by Creampie69-420 April 30, 2021
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Your Allshit

Something that New Zealanders would say. Especially, if they're lying during a discussion. The situation can be drastic to most NZ people but it's just a word that people often take notice.
32 year old Polynesian Guy: Hey yo, G. I'm a rich man. I got a mansion in the hills, life is going well, g

23 year old Maori Girl:"Your allshit, boy. I saw you the other day at your grandma's house, cunt. Quit smoking those sinnies, boy."

Mongrel Mob Member: SEIG FUCKIN HEIL, SUWOOP. SEIG FUCK, BOY. FUCKEN AURRAH BOY. SEIG FUCK.

Random Boy: Get a job you useless prick. Shut your monkey Guerilla ass up, youngin.

Mongrel Mob Wannabe: You allshit.
by Executionist999 June 12, 2018
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Salt on your shoulder

It means very angry
I just lost in fortnite battle royale I could shoot up a Walmart!

Salt on your shoulder much?
by DanielsNan June 2, 2018
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Your Mother

Wow! look at your mother over there swimming in the ocean! It's so huge!
by s a n s March 17, 2021
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your opinion

Nice opinion, just one tiny problem with it. Inspecting your post, it looks like your opinion is different from mine. Let me tell you something, I am the baseline for opinions. Any opinion I hold is objectively correct and as a result, any other opinions are wrong. Guess what? You happen to hold the wrong one! I hope you know that your opinion is now illegal. I have contacted the FBI, CIA, the NSA, the navy seals, secret service, and your mom! You'll be sorry you ever shared your opinions, by the time you're reading this, you'll be done for. Nature will punish you, humanity will punish you, space will punish you. We decided just to make sure we'll nuke your house from orbit. So there's no chance you can run away, everyone will know you will die. It's a small price to pay, to remove your wrong opinion from this world.
by francac March 21, 2023
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Your Mom

Body Count is cureently - 249204820482840248208402840284208028280280528058205820929105278597185362581748092834392039483920984732084792084302394830284203842038402384023843023840293480394830257827575329753258327589328528520628629862628
- Jake - "Mom, What's your body count"

"Might woman sit down for this one" - Your Mom
by Realfacts.om November 10, 2021
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