on no funny shit tho
by STE1234567890 May 1, 2018
Get the on no funny shitmug. Using a slightly over eager finger that carelessly breaks through the toilet paper whilst wiping one arse
by Sheep2000 August 6, 2016
Get the Shit Roll Invadermug. The act of entering a public restaurant (typically a fast food chain) only to use the bathroom, and not order any food or drinks.
I had to perform a shit and run at the Arby’s off the highway, since I hadn’t gone since we got on the road.
by DirtSlabber August 14, 2023
Get the Shit and Runmug. 
"nigga shit" when somebody does something that only "niggas" would do. For example, if someone that you know is struggling to pay their rent and child support, and then they buy a benz or a hellcat when they already have a car, to show off, that's some nigga shit. Another example, let's say you were acting a fool and talking like you run shi wherever you are, in front of anyone, that's some nigga shit. There's a secret war going on in the communities between black people and niggas, once a nigga does some nigga shit, they have a bad assumption about the black people near them, whether they are good or bad.
Curated by the one and only: Mr. S
Curated by the one and only: Mr. S
"You seen homeboi get a new 2025 Benz?"
"Don't he got 4 kids on child support and was asking us for rent money last Tuesday?"
"Smh, he on some nigga shit".
OR
"Look at this nigga buying chains when you KNOW he be couch hopping left and right.
"Don't he got 4 kids on child support and was asking us for rent money last Tuesday?"
"Smh, he on some nigga shit".
OR
"Look at this nigga buying chains when you KNOW he be couch hopping left and right.
by da401specialist August 1, 2025
Get the nigga shitmug. by Gord0 the Great February 19, 2023
Get the Eat, shit and die.mug. 1.) You run to the toilet, ready to take a wicked fat fucking shit. When you plop your ass onto the toilet you fart the demon right out of your stomach. This fart is always loud as fuck too, probably because of the echo. All of the sudden, you no longer have to drop that log.
2.) This time, you didn’t just rip major ass. You shit your brains out into the toilet. You wipe your coolio and look down at the paper to assess the damage. When you look down, the fucker is clean. Perhaps the most bewildering yet satisfying experiences ever known to man.
3.) You take a shit, usually comes out in one piece. When you stand up and look down at the bowl, the fucking toilet is empty. This occurs due to the force of your asshole, and the velocity at which the shit flies out of it.
2.) This time, you didn’t just rip major ass. You shit your brains out into the toilet. You wipe your coolio and look down at the paper to assess the damage. When you look down, the fucker is clean. Perhaps the most bewildering yet satisfying experiences ever known to man.
3.) You take a shit, usually comes out in one piece. When you stand up and look down at the bowl, the fucking toilet is empty. This occurs due to the force of your asshole, and the velocity at which the shit flies out of it.
(Runs to the toilet and sits down) (farts) holy tits, I no longer have to shit. must’ve been a ghost shit!!
(Takes a shit, wipes, sees it’s empty) what the fuck?? my asshole has never been this clean!? what an amazing feeling! I love ghost shits!
(Takes a shit, looks at the bowl and sees its empty) where in the fuck did that shit go?? was it a ghost shit?? did I even shit?? does this mean I don’t have to wipe??
(Takes a shit, wipes, sees it’s empty) what the fuck?? my asshole has never been this clean!? what an amazing feeling! I love ghost shits!
(Takes a shit, looks at the bowl and sees its empty) where in the fuck did that shit go?? was it a ghost shit?? did I even shit?? does this mean I don’t have to wipe??
by Crispy D’Angelo January 30, 2020
Get the Ghost shitmug.