When situation is not clear and you out of your overthinking make it futher worse

What is hope- its like dreaming of getting heard from godess who is so sacred to you yet you cursed her put allegation that non beleivers are getting boons and one who prayed only for one single glance everyday is not heard of, i haved asked for sorry for same instances n number of time and again repeat same mistake pls forgive my ignorance as i have lost my common sense in your love , pls i need to see love in your eyes and real smile on your face, once again pls forgive me

# When situation is not clear and you out of your overthinking make it futher worse
what is Hope

faith and love is

everything in nothing

by Devoteeofgodess September 21, 2025

You

An idiotic, severely retarded, short, ugly, pasty skinned, jew with a micro penis who doesn’t shower to go outside, and jerks off to drawings of technically legal teenage girls on rule34.com, all day long, and will never have sexual intercourse, or experience true happiness, and will die alone, likely (hopefully) soon by suicide.

Person 1: I don’t know how to describe the person reading this
Person 2: call them you

by Person with eyes September 21, 2025

argh walk the plank you scallywag yo-ho let's go sail the seven seas

pirate

"argh walk the plank you scallywag yo-ho let's go sail the seven seas you varmint"

by mm 9 September 22, 2025

you can’t fatten a dead pig

don’t be greedy.

be grateful for what you already have

i want that one too but my credit card is maxed out.

mate.. you can’t fatten a dead pig.

by 18 months September 23, 2025

When you bake a cake

Decorate it, take it to the players who are safe,
that's how you know it's Cake at Stake (stake, stake)
Cake at Stake!

Every day, I think of all the things I'll make
With my pans, my mixer and my oven tray.
Get the eggs, the flour and the butter sticks
Or get lazy and just make it with a mix.

Maybe strawberry shortcake, I'll never get bored of it,
Vanilla, and chocolate, and funfetti, oh!
Red velvet or carrot, and no matter, I swear
That it'll be the best ever to take to the show!

Every night, I think of people I'll invite
To my stage when my cake is looking just right!
Wish you could taste, I made it really good and stuff
Hope the way it looks on camera is enough.

Making pumpkin and lemon, banana, it's heaven
With some frosting or fondant or glaze or ganache.
With so many cakes, now my schedule is crazy
But I bake so impatiently 'cause I LOVE CAKE, OH MY GOSH!

When you bake a cake,
Decorate it, take it to the players who are safe,
That's how you know it's Cake at Stake (stake, stake, stake)
Cake at Stake! (Cake at-)

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

by The Power of MY FUCKING ASS September 23, 2025

Are you sure?

A question asked when to validate that a person is sure in what they have said

Mark: I had a pretty interesting day
Nolan: are you sure?
Mark: guess whos finally getting his powers

Nolan: are you sure?
Mark: pretty sure

by NotNolanGrayson September 23, 2025

You got me hyped up for cookie dough

A term coined by "CoffeeMc'Coffee" that means: When a false promise is made and it is not properly fulfilled - it subverts expectations by delivering a lower-quality result instead of what was originally promised.

Person A: YO LISTEN! I GOT THE BEST COOKIES IN TOWN! COME ON OVER RIGHT NOW!!
Person B: Oh cool, let's go there.
Person B: Dude.. what the heck? You're giving me cookie dough? YOU GOT ME HYPED UP FOR COOKIE DOUGH??

by coffeemccoffee9 September 24, 2025