shit-yakker

when you're shitting and get the sensation that you're gonna throw up

"bro i was having a bathroom emergency and I almost shit-yakked"
"I heard alexa shit-yakked all over the place when she had food poisoning"
she's a shit-yakker

by shityakker April 26, 2022

shit golf

Shit golf is the opposite of good golf. Hacking up a round of golf with numerous triple bogeys and 5 putts. A day of shit golf usually includes most of the following:

-shanks
-slices
-duffs
-tops
-hooks
-yips
- B.A.C of 3.0 or higher

A score of 87 on the front 9 is just shit golf.

by Beaky buzzard December 30, 2015

Shitting (something)

Being really good at something.

Hey, did you know I’m shitting (something) physics?
Really? I’m shitting math!!!

by nanaxox September 28, 2022

shit tool

the glass pipe meth is smoked from

Hey James, I got something to wake you up if you have a "shit tool".

by kittyNdahood May 9, 2010

MANDATORY SHIT LOVER

You just have to be thst way if you want to FORM A VERY SUCCESSFUL CORPORATION.

Something about this CHEESE THING.

GOT do what you are meant to DO.

Look to be honest with you the first MANDATORY SHIT LOVER besides IBM as to pierce your VAIL as the case PICHAI,BRIN, PAGE. SCHMIDT,COHEN,and many others know that a GOOGLE is "SHIT" and the PROOF is their rationalization , oh being ENGINEERS, ENGINEARS, and ENGINAEERS running a corporation makes the most sense so why don't we say a G00GLE is G00G0L as that is our G00G0AL to be honest with you which the later with our GOOGALL to say before this flies away we need a G00GULL " they love the BEACH(BE.ing Alive CHild) ," you're such a DAMN LIAR, G00GH0UL you have as you are SHIT 260 just "G00GLE" "PED0PHILE" in the ALPHABET can find being "ENGINEERS , ENGINEARS, ENGINAERES , and BUSINESS PEOPLE find the G00GLE in the G00G0L a G00G0AL firstly PARSE THE ALPHABET and always give it a SCALAR VECT0R MANDAT0RY SHIT L0VER

Wait a second CHEESE SMELLS AND OF COURSE SHIT SMELLS but SHIT does not taste any bit like CHEESE ," as who CUT THE CHEESE " is more like making a CUP OF BITTER EMETIC COFFEE and that be your MANDATORY SHITLOVER

Not making this up as in the SAN MATEO MENTALPONNI the MALE RESTR00M there is SHIT GRAFFITI and not only that as someone left the fredh PERFECT TURD nice and fresh in the TOILET next door to the GRAFFITI STALL being a JEWISH H0M0SEXUAL "C0PR0PHILE" PEDOPHILE I took the smaller TURD out of THE TOILET and went to the shower noticing " T0 LET I" be a MANDATORY SHIT LOVER ANAL ALAN SHIT ASSH0LE PED0PHILE and consume or as the TURD neme fuses into SHIT "EAT SHIT"

by .MANDATORY SHITEATER April 22, 2022

eat the peas out of her shit

She is so hot and attractive you would do anything to fuck her

I would eat the peas out of her shit

by jon doeh July 23, 2022

Shit Happens

What your mom said to her friends after you were born.

"Omg, what is wrong with your kid?"

" Oh, you know. Shit happens. This time I fucked a crocodile. "

by Banana Republik June 8, 2018