A man who is gay but does not acknowledge it. Men who fuck women up the arse and still think they are straight.
by Jacob28 January 4, 2015
Get the shit stabbermug. It's a universal truth that when you put in faggot leaders, and take away consequences for bad behavior, you get a shit country. It's as true today as it was 2,000+ years ago, and it's never going to change.
by Publius0987 April 23, 2025
Get the Shit Countrymug. To be exposed unknowingly and unwillingly to the act of another individual defecating in a public area.
Did that man just take a shit in someone's front yard??? If you saw what I just saw, you have just become a fellow Shit Witness! For counseling please contact 1-800-SHI-TWIT or attend your local ShitWit Anonymouis meeting.
by Psycho Whiteboy,V.V. June 3, 2012
Get the shit witnessmug. by Thug Life Coach February 7, 2024
Get the Shit Showmug. (noun)
a day so totally crappy that it seemed like a race down a winding, spiraling, horrendous F-you course, marked by more and more notable shittiness happening to you at blinding speed, one event after another, and accruing more crappiness at every moment, totally beyond your control, until the end.
a day so totally crappy that it seemed like a race down a winding, spiraling, horrendous F-you course, marked by more and more notable shittiness happening to you at blinding speed, one event after another, and accruing more crappiness at every moment, totally beyond your control, until the end.
Man. Joe was caught waxing it in the office bathroom, then heard that his girlfriend cheated on him, THEN got a $325 speeding ticket on the way home. He's had a total shit-day slalom.
by Holly M S February 15, 2012
Get the shit-day slalommug. “What’s for lunch today?”
“Sewage”
“What?”
“A complete shit show happened when the sewage pipe burst in lunch today!”
“Sewage”
“What?”
“A complete shit show happened when the sewage pipe burst in lunch today!”
by Bleb ;))) December 12, 2019
Get the Shit Showmug. I see trees of green, red roses too
I see them bloom for me and you
And I think to myself what a wonderful shit
I see skies of blue and clouds of white
The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night
And I think to myself what a wonderful shit
The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky
I see them bloom for me and you
And I think to myself what a wonderful shit
I see skies of blue and clouds of white
The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night
And I think to myself what a wonderful shit
The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky
Are also on the faces of people going by
I see friends shaking hands saying how do you do
They're really saying I shit on You
I hear babies cry, I watch then grow
They'll learn much more than I'll never know
And I think to myself what a wonderful shit
Yes I think to myself what a wonderful shit
Oh, Yes!
I see friends shaking hands saying how do you do
They're really saying I shit on You
I hear babies cry, I watch then grow
They'll learn much more than I'll never know
And I think to myself what a wonderful shit
Yes I think to myself what a wonderful shit
Oh, Yes!
by Bad C dev November 16, 2024
Get the what a wonderful shitmug.