pat your doo doo wee

The action of patting someone's head while shitting in their mouths because you fucking hate them but can't help but respect them.

Person 1: I SWEAR I will pat your doo doo wee
Person 2: ok...

by May 17 2023 May 18, 2023

your name

The thing you search on Urban Dictionary when you're bored and want to be critiqued by anonymous internet people.

Hey Tristan search up your name
Ok sure
yay i'm the best person ever
Devin search up your name
Ok
damn i get no girls

by this is a pseudomym May 18, 2023

Your Black

Someone who you’ve known for less than a month but your absolutely obsessed with them and can’t get them out of your head.

your black is my mum

by hazamazahaza May 22, 2023

Your Violet

''Your Violet'' is a person that you have known for less than half a year,but still,he changed ur life and ur love.

''I'm Your violet''

by HistoryCreator May 22, 2023

Suck Your Dad

When I suck your dad so much that his stick turns purple and falls off into my mouth and I swallow it.

I suck your dad every day.

by EINHJFJUE May 23, 2023

Your Autismancy

a play on the words you excellency but for someone with a bit more than a touch of the tism.

"Hey bro I gotta question for ya?"
"What is it now Your Autismancy?"
"Do dolphins have buttholes?"
"That is why we call you Your Autismancy dude."

by Headbutt The Pussy May 23, 2023

National Ignore Your GF Day

On May 26th, every guy or girl who has a girlfriend must ignore them the ENTIRE day, no matter what!

Josh hasn’t talked to his girlfriend all day even though she blew up his phone multiple times. Unfortunately for Josh’s girlfriend it is May 26th, which is “nation ignore your gf day”National ignore your gf day means to not talk to your gf at all the entire day of May 26th

by FB Annie May 24, 2023