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Shit ticketing

When done using a public toilet you unroll enough toilet paper to wipe without ripping the entire sheet. Then roll all of the shitty paper into a ball and stuff it back into the dispenser, ready for the next person.
I was using a public toilet, as I reached in to get some toilet paper I found the end. And got a hand full of shit paper. Henderson shit ticketing.
by Tapsize June 12, 2018
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Dick shit

After anal sex, when you go pee and poo comes out your pecker first.
Dam i just took a dick shit!
by Bruno the bull. July 10, 2018
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Reese shit

a one of a kind shit after you haven’t gone in a while. old shit that has been in ur bowels will appear much darker while new shit will be lighter as they contrast with each other in one piece, serving as the chocolate and peanut butter seen in a Reese’s respectively
when i finally took a dump after being constipated for 5 days it looked like a reese shit
by myspace2007 May 30, 2022
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Chicken shit

A phrase used as an exclamation to express your feelings. Similar terms include: Bull shit, Oh my ass, Bull Crap, B.S., bologna!
Jeff- “ I played Fortnite with Ninja!”

Brad- “ Oh chicken shit!”
by B-rad64/5/CA June 10, 2018
mugGet the Chicken shitmug.

Shit in Your Ass

I had to end the argument early, so I shit in your ass to show dominance.
by tooters222444 February 12, 2022
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Shit Rack

The "shit rack" is a term used to describe where a person places themselves when they are "settling" within a relationship. This often is derived from incompatabilities between a partner and resentment often builds towards the person that isn't on the clearance rack. If you sell yourself cheap, you will end up broke???
"I feel like I've put myself on the shit rack while dating Scott. I know my worth; duh I could do so much better! He also shusshes me from time to time and has the worst wandering of eye of all time. I'm tired of entertaining clowns! Fuck this, I'm putting my crown back on waving to Scott from the shit rack. I'm out"!!!!
by Cappy C April 27, 2023
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