Uber you up

Picking someone up in a Uber.

I will Uber you up at 9:00.

by Flowergirl373737 June 7, 2017

Bad Case of Loving You

Whoa
A hot summer night, fell like a net
I've gotta find my baby yet
I need you, to soothe my head
And turn my blue heart to red
Doctor Doctor, gimme the news
I got a bad case of lovin' you
No pill's gonna cure my ill
I got a bad case of lovin' you
A pretty face don't make no pretty heart
I learned that buddy from the start
You think I'm cute, a little bit shy
Mama, I ain't that kind of guy

Doctor Doctor, gimme the news
I got a bad case of loving you
No pill's gonna cure my ill
I got a bad case of lovin' you
I know you like it, you like it on top
Tell me mamma, are you gonna stop?
You had me down twenty-one to zip
Smile of Judas on your lip
Shake my fist, knock on wood
I got it bad, and I got it good
Doctor Doctor, gimme the news
I got a bad case of lovin' you
No pill's gonna cure my ill
I got a bad case of lovin' you

by Death Menace February 18, 2023

Over to you

used to say that it is now your turn or responsibility.

"it's over to you, the people of Scotland, to decide who should win" -Alex Salmond

by Arminkshipper June 14, 2025

Killed To Rest Because I Hope You Get Killed

Killed To Rest Because I Hope You Get Killed

Killed To Rest Because I Hope You Get Killed

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 25, 2025

Why you always lyin

A popular dead meme where a man sang the words,"Why you always lyin?"
Popular within 2010-2012.

Person 1: Why you always lyin?
Person 2: Good one.

by This guy man... March 21, 2025

Who are you?

How did you get into my house, oh god

Who are you is a saying that-
OH GOD, WHO ARE YOU?!?! HOW DID YOU GET INTO MY HOUSE, I’M GOING TO CALL THE POLICE

by Clancy1819 August 7, 2023

You Do Use Condoms

Frequently used in various combinations when asking a particularly stupid individual if they haven't bred yet.

I just found out that South Africa is a country. Yet it's part of another country. I'm confused: how is this possible?

You do use condoms with your mate?

LOL of course!

Thank fuck!

by RTM 1963 February 25, 2022