Michael Vega

This is a man that has Swiss cheese for brains. If you meet this man he is most likely high on some sort of drug and will not talk to you like a normal human. He talks like a skater got hit in the chest with a chicken bone. He will most likely pressure you into smoking weed with him.

boy: hey Michael Vega what’s up how was your weekend?

Michael Vega: Hey you wanna smoke weed with me at my crib?
boy: that’s not what i asked

Michael: hey i don’t make up the rules weed rules us all.
boy: are you ok?
boy: oh god he’s ascending

Michael: *Dies*

by cheesy bacon October 17, 2019

Michael Moment

The comedic reference to anything involving feces, including but not limited to poo, flatulence, sharts, gastro-intestinal issues, poo particulates, and much more. The saying is derived from Michael's attraction to farts, otherwise known as

Eproctophilia.

I just took a fat Michael Moment.
Don't let Michael smell that Michael Moment you just had.

by TheGuy69420 November 29, 2020

michael hegger

Michael is a little bitch name. And Hegger is another little bitch name. If you put Michael and Hegger together it just becomes double bitch. And Michael is indeed a double bitch. Michael Hegger also play the left side of the bench in hockey along with the fat kids that eat during games. Michael sucks at hockey and is the smallest on the team.

Michael Hegger means bitch

by J_sizzle October 27, 2020

Michael moment

The moment when you see a Michael and you question your sexuality, because the sheer amount of sex apeal coming from a Michael is to much to withstand.

I just had a Michael moment. I think I like dudes now.

by I fucking hate jay January 1, 2021

Michael Sanzone

An extremely underrated hype house member. He is sweet and will always make you smile. He deserves everything. Also very hot 🥵

“Have heard of Michael Sanzone?”

“Yes! That underrated hype house member who is actually the hottest in the house, I love him!”

by @Sanzone.and.hype January 30, 2021

Michael Fraghia

Legit beast. Pulls all the baddies, can bench press 5000 pounds. Gonna go d1 for every sport possible. He idolizes nelkboys and sleepy hallow the rapper. He simply just built different. State wrestler. State champion hockey player. And takes naps daily. Man is a Animal.

“Michael Fraghia” is so cool I want to be him he’s so strong

by Dontdoyourhw February 8, 2021

michael jamison

A self-made businessman from South Africa who also has a YouTube channel with 1 million subscribers. Owns a large house and has many pets, including two tigers.

His most famous animals are his two tigers.

Person 1: Have you heard of michael jamison?
Person 2: No, who's that.
Person 1: You need to watch his videos immediately, I'm serious.

by thelordjensen March 8, 2021