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Pull a jazz band

(v.) the act of faking an injury to get out of something you don't enjoy
Person 1: Man, I really hate playing soccer. The team is full of douches.
Person 2: Dude, just pull a jazz band and get out of it.
by Anonymous5073 September 13, 2016
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Ten Bands

$10,000.00
My new ride cost ten bands.
by Mr.mike82985 September 7, 2020
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Union County Highschool Patriot Band

oh god they're all gay.
Person one: Who are you and why are you in my house?
Person two: I'm a member of the Union County Highschool Patriot Band.

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"Golf on three. 1, 2, 3"
by Evan 🌱 November 21, 2021
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Marching Band

1. Either one of the best things you ever done or the biggest regret you did in your life, no in between.

2. Money who, you are probably going to be broke by the end of the season from all the money they ask for .

3. You will gain trust issues especially when your band director tells you one more time and you know damm well it's not one more time it' s a billion more.

4. Its also a cult full of pervs and some bitchy people here and there but also decent people as well.

5. You have a love-hate relationship for it XD.

6. Horrible tan lines.

7. Probably lied to ditch rehearsal at least ones .

8. what happens in the band bus stay in the band bus.

9. Weekend who you have rehearsal.

10. the unending question to consider Marching band a sport or not .
Person 1: what is marching band ?
Person 2 : its heaven and hell at the same time <3 .
by Random Person XD June 10, 2021
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is the #1 HBCU band on the campus of Norfolk State University
The Spartan Legion Marching Band has the best sound in the HBCU BAND WORLD
by QueenQiersten August 24, 2022
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Band Water

The strange mixture of water, human saliva, & whatever other liquids make residence on the band room floor. Generally viewed with disgust.
P1: Yo watch your step; you don't wanna fall into the band water.
P2: You right G.
by C_Machine May 26, 2024
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band-aid worthy

some one who is so flatchested that the girl could were band-aids as bras
guy 1 :damn that girl is flat!
guy 2 : yea shes band-aid worthy
guy 1 :what??
guy 2 : she could use band-aids as a bra
guy 1 :ohhh i get it lol


i was bored !!! =
by ribbit im a duck! April 20, 2009
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