"I wish Mike would get his ass off his shoulders and admit he was wrong for tea-baggin James while he was sleep!"
by cutiepye04 November 3, 2004
Get the get your ass off your shoulders mug.Friend 1: What are you doing this weekend?
Friend 2: YOUR FACE!!!
Friend 1: ...That didn't even make sense.
Friend 2: Your face doesn't make sense.
Friend 2: YOUR FACE!!!
Friend 1: ...That didn't even make sense.
Friend 2: Your face doesn't make sense.
by Nick Smith lol February 26, 2009
Get the your face mug.A response to a question when someone:
-doesn't know the anwser
-is trying to be rude
-doesnt know the anwser
-doesn't want to tell the asker the anwser
-doesn't know the anwser
-is trying to be rude
-doesnt know the anwser
-doesn't want to tell the asker the anwser
by slaaaaaaaag December 28, 2007
Get the your mum mug.by Look a bear! *Runs* November 9, 2003
Get the Your Death mug.Quite possibly the most effective and dangerous insult to use against someone. Has the vulgar power of 5 billion nuclear suns inside and has the potential to end the target's career, dignity or even life. Should always be used as a final blow, if things get too out of hand.
Adding the word 'lol' at the end of the phrase enhances its power and signifies how your target's mother's state of homosexuality is amusing for you. You mock your victim's weakness. You're basically a god when you say it.
Adding the word 'lol' at the end of the phrase enhances its power and signifies how your target's mother's state of homosexuality is amusing for you. You mock your victim's weakness. You're basically a god when you say it.
Opponent: "you're a goddamn nuisance and you should never have been born"
You: "your mom gay..."
*universe holds its breath*
You: : "...lol"
*universe implodes*
You: "your mom gay..."
*universe holds its breath*
You: : "...lol"
*universe implodes*
by whoreboys March 3, 2018
Get the Your mom gay mug.An alternative phrase to "Calm your tits".
Other examples are "Sooth your boobs", "De-stress your breasts", "Undo the calamity that is your mammaries" and "Adjust your bust before it combusts".
I also like "Give your chest a rest" and "Don't have a rack attack".
Other examples are "Sooth your boobs", "De-stress your breasts", "Undo the calamity that is your mammaries" and "Adjust your bust before it combusts".
I also like "Give your chest a rest" and "Don't have a rack attack".
Jenna: OMG I'm stressing out over this test! If I don't get a good score, I'll fail the semester and then I'll fail the year, ruining my life and I'll end up homeless because I cant get a job and...
Mark: Dude, hakuna your tatas. It's just one test.
Mark: Dude, hakuna your tatas. It's just one test.
by Hakuna'd Tatas March 10, 2014
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