Ma’am ham

Proper saying of older pussy

Hey you think I should give him my Ma’am Ham tonight?

by Leanie Meanie January 22, 2024

Ham Slapper

Someone that constantly masturbates.

Boy that kid is a ham slapper he never leaves his room.

by Daddy Norm February 5, 2024

Boneless Jungle Ham

water mellon

Leroy be eating some boneless jungle ham.

by Daddy Norm February 8, 2024

ham slot

A woman’s vagina

I’d sure love to stick it in her ham slot!!!

by Dixie Normus 42069 April 9, 2023

Hammed

To get blocked for being annoying or a nuisance.

"Yo bro yo still get methods from Dev?"
"Nah gang I got Hammed."
"What that mean?"
"I got blocked, I spammed his tele and he got mad"

by B00NKG4NG April 10, 2023

Eastmas Ham

After serving your family and extended family Christmas Ham for dinner, and you betrothe to them Christmas Ham to-go...and then they take it home, throw it in the freezer in its gallon zip-lock baggie, and serve it back to you at Easter Dinner 105 days later completely flaunting social norms and conventions for all sacred meals.

Something about this ham tastes funny...let me go check the kitchen for the bone/trimmings...wheres the rest of it?! (...looks in the trash for them...)...is that a ziplock baggie? Son of a b*itch...I just got served the Eastmas Ham!

by Professor Crabs April 12, 2023

ham

ham is a detroit slang which means that your lame.

that nigga took all my money , he such a ham

by detroit 🔛🔝 April 20, 2023