ham slot

I’d sure love to stick it in her ham slot!!!
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double ham salute

bending over, dropping pants and spreading cheeks
when I arrived home, after a night of drinking, my sister starting bitchin' and raising hell. I was in no mood for that, so on the way into my room I dropped trou and gave her the double ham salute
by bullet88 August 16, 2008
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Retard Ham

Did you see that woman fall out of her wheelchair at the park, what a Retard Ham
by Fast521 March 01, 2023
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Goat Ham

I have zero fucking clue what this word means, but it was said by Duke Nukem in an episode of Cold Ones on YouTube.
Duke Nukem: The names Deez. Deez Nuts. Goat Ham!
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goat ham

Goat ham is thin slivers of goat meat not quite comparable to cow ham but slightly similar. Typically served with mash potatoes.
"Hey mommy can you pass me some of your goat ham?"
"Sure honey!" "How's my goat ham darling?"
"It's delicious mother thank you so much!"
by d a r k September 15, 2021
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Hams Riches

Hams Riches a man commonly known as Hams because of his beef with dirt and soil, he likes to lick his fingers and make funny or bitchy vegan faces which is his eyes popping out while crying in class he is now rich and likes to fuck around with his fingers 20x more
Hams Riches fucked around with his fingers at night
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When a person is fucking a pig from behind and just as they cum they thrust so deep it pushes the pig into the electric fence shocking the big fucker and amplifying the orgasm.
A man can build a thousand bridges, but one Inverted Ham and Mayo Electric Boogaloo and everyone is shocked they are a pig fucker forever.

Not as shocked as the pig fucker of course.
by Grindo July 21, 2023
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