Depression

When a friend tries to change their school lunch period to yours, but the school denies them like a BITCH.

My friend: "I tried to change my lunch to yours, but it was no use. They denied me!"

Me: "That is depression."

My friend: "Tell me about it!"

by Marazy Aus October 10, 2020

Depression

one day i woke
and i drank some coke
i ate some ass
then chewed on grass

I kissed an eagle
then I went on omegle

Angelina is cute
but she is also mute
she is babe
she wants to eat a crepe
I swam in a lake
then ate some cake

a bird fucked
then she ducked
she birthed a pig
who liked to dig
eagle ate some pills
and then she stole some bills

I drowned a girl
then I ate her pearl
i flew to mars
those are bars
a squirrel had aids
hearing aids

A girl called angeling gay
Angelina said no way
angelina ate a mat
then she sat
Angelina flew the sky
then she turned into a spy

THE END
p.s Im sorry I gave you depression

Depression. The part when the author ate some ass made me cry. That was so deep.

by Deep dolphin October 15, 2020

Depressed

Depression: ur parents are divorced. ur sis is ur counselor/ therapist. u cry urself to sleep every night bc u are scared u r letting people down and ur a disappointment. u hate life and people.

Hey Annabelle, I think I'm depressed.

by uronline_bestieboo1 July 5, 2022

Depression

Something people think is not important, but it is.

It is where you fight battles everyday and all you can say is I'm fine. This can lead to serious problems if not looked over correctly. Make sure you talk to a friend/family member today. I love you guys hope you have a good day/night.

Person 2: Are you ok?
Person 1: No Im really suffering with depression.
Person 2: Oh, Im sorry, I hope it gets better.

by Yurilover4ever July 28, 2022

Depressed fruit ninja

A comedic term for some goth bitch slicing her arm with a razor blade. Pro players for this game don't exist as the all die from blood loss.

Maybe I can increase my depressed fruit ninja score if I cut one of my arteries for a x2 point bonus

by Gilliams June 6, 2022

post race depression

The feeling after watching a Formula 1 or similar race

“Hey Lisa, did you watch the race?”

“Yes, I am sad now, I have post race depression,”

by Driver666 August 8, 2022

Depressed

When your in the dark and hear, help, or see you and every time you try to find the light...you get hurt in every way and your heart start breaking because you gave your heart to the people who hurt you the fucking most.

You just want to set yourself free from this living hell but you can't do it...something holds you back from that.

And as you and me are like this...all we can do is listen you music in our beds until it's over or at least it's a little better, it could take some hours or a lifetime... mabey it's for the best for now...

Short version definition "Depressed"
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People won't give a sh¡t how you feel, keep your heart safe...

by 8R0K3NL0V3R August 10, 2022