When a male's penis is large enough it may touch the toilet bowl or water while taking a number 2. Instinctively your first reaction is to move your penis back instantly resulting in a toilet tap.
by Curioxity December 22, 2021
Get the Toilet Tapmug. The Astro Toilets are an alien race that resemble household toilets, known to be far larger and bigger in scope and power compared to Skibidi Toilets, this is what made them become the new main antagonists.
The Astro Toilets are known to incorporate futuristic technologies, such as various high-tech weaponry and gear, they are also very durable as shown in episodes where common technology and weapons barely damage them, some can even survive having their head cut off.
After G-Toilet's failure to prevent the disinfection of Titan Speakerman, they attempted to assassinate him after an unknown discussion, unaware it was a decoy. After failing to do so due to the Chief Scientist Skibidi Toilet Mech intervening, they cut ties with the Skibidi Toilets, planning to take over the planet alone without allying to any side.3
Their current goals are to execute G-Toilet (a former Astro Commander) for treason and to take over Earth by destroying both The Alliance and the Skibidi Toilets. Though this will be very hard now that The Alliance and the Skibidi Toilets have teamed up, they are all currently fighting in The Battle of Asheville. It is currently in Episode 77 and no side has won yet.
The Astro Toilets are known to incorporate futuristic technologies, such as various high-tech weaponry and gear, they are also very durable as shown in episodes where common technology and weapons barely damage them, some can even survive having their head cut off.
After G-Toilet's failure to prevent the disinfection of Titan Speakerman, they attempted to assassinate him after an unknown discussion, unaware it was a decoy. After failing to do so due to the Chief Scientist Skibidi Toilet Mech intervening, they cut ties with the Skibidi Toilets, planning to take over the planet alone without allying to any side.3
Their current goals are to execute G-Toilet (a former Astro Commander) for treason and to take over Earth by destroying both The Alliance and the Skibidi Toilets. Though this will be very hard now that The Alliance and the Skibidi Toilets have teamed up, they are all currently fighting in The Battle of Asheville. It is currently in Episode 77 and no side has won yet.
Assailant Astro Toilet
Duchess Astro Toilet
Juggernaut Astro Toilet
Detainer Astro Toilet
Carrier Astro Toilet
Mothership Astro Toilet
Destructor Astro Toilet
Impactor Astro Toilet
Interceptor Astro Toilet
Obliterator Astro Toilet
Specialist Astro Toilet
Rocketeer Astro Toilet †
Strider Astro Toilet
Troop Astro Toilet
Scout Astro Toilet †
Duchess Astro Toilet
Juggernaut Astro Toilet
Detainer Astro Toilet
Carrier Astro Toilet
Mothership Astro Toilet
Destructor Astro Toilet
Impactor Astro Toilet
Interceptor Astro Toilet
Obliterator Astro Toilet
Specialist Astro Toilet
Rocketeer Astro Toilet †
Strider Astro Toilet
Troop Astro Toilet
Scout Astro Toilet †
by YourLocalOGISMHater October 21, 2024
Get the Astro Toiletmug. Oh, that-
That’s the rarest object you can find now. It’s the biggest flex for 2020ers, and it is used to wipe your shitty ass. During the zombie apocalypse (according to the news it’s a zombie apocalypse), only the privileged posses it. The poor wipe their asses with money, while the rich use these delicate squares with intricate designs and a special skin tearing component to gently shed this delicacy along their ass. My favorite part about toilet paper is the fact that when you use it, it peels off a whole layer of skin AND leaving little itchy specks of toilet paper that I have to fish out of my vagina when I’m done, to making it super itchy so I scratch it making me look like I’m desperate to mastabate in class.
That’s the rarest object you can find now. It’s the biggest flex for 2020ers, and it is used to wipe your shitty ass. During the zombie apocalypse (according to the news it’s a zombie apocalypse), only the privileged posses it. The poor wipe their asses with money, while the rich use these delicate squares with intricate designs and a special skin tearing component to gently shed this delicacy along their ass. My favorite part about toilet paper is the fact that when you use it, it peels off a whole layer of skin AND leaving little itchy specks of toilet paper that I have to fish out of my vagina when I’m done, to making it super itchy so I scratch it making me look like I’m desperate to mastabate in class.
I found some toilet paper and now I feel rich and I am going to flex I front if everyone and make them bitches jealous.
by Big stonks March 22, 2020
Get the Toilet papermug. July 12th - July 19th is Skbidi Toilet Appreciation Week, a time to celebrate the greatest creation ever: the Skbidi Toilet.
This tradition dates back to July 12th, 1776, when the Skbidi Toilets won a decisive battle against the British forces. The British had been capturing young Skbidi Toilet Rizz Masters and forcing them into slavery. The Skbidi Toilets, known for their unique abilities and unbreakable spirit, united to fight for their freedom.
The war was fierce and lasted several months, but the Skbidi Toilets' determination and innovative tactics led them to victory. On July 12th, 1776, the Skbidi Toilet army launched a surprise attack on the British stronghold. Using their advanced flushing technology and unmatched mobility, they overwhelmed the British forces, who were unprepared for such a formidable opponent.
This victory was a turning point in the war, leading to the eventual defeat of the British and the liberation of all enslaved Skbidi Toilets. The Skbidi Toilet army's bravery and strategic genius are celebrated during this week. Parades, reenactments, and special ceremonies honor the memory of those who fought for freedom.
**To Honour Them, People change their discord names to have "Skbidi" infront of it.
This tradition dates back to July 12th, 1776, when the Skbidi Toilets won a decisive battle against the British forces. The British had been capturing young Skbidi Toilet Rizz Masters and forcing them into slavery. The Skbidi Toilets, known for their unique abilities and unbreakable spirit, united to fight for their freedom.
The war was fierce and lasted several months, but the Skbidi Toilets' determination and innovative tactics led them to victory. On July 12th, 1776, the Skbidi Toilet army launched a surprise attack on the British stronghold. Using their advanced flushing technology and unmatched mobility, they overwhelmed the British forces, who were unprepared for such a formidable opponent.
This victory was a turning point in the war, leading to the eventual defeat of the British and the liberation of all enslaved Skbidi Toilets. The Skbidi Toilet army's bravery and strategic genius are celebrated during this week. Parades, reenactments, and special ceremonies honor the memory of those who fought for freedom.
**To Honour Them, People change their discord names to have "Skbidi" infront of it.
Person 1:"Hey did you here its skibidi toilet appreciation week?"
Person2:"Oh my!, i will change my discord name to skbidi bl4ck"
Person2:"Oh my!, i will change my discord name to skbidi bl4ck"
by SkbidiToiletAppreciation July 12, 2024
Get the Skibidi toilet appreciation weekmug. Someone who researches a topic during a bowel movement, finds literature that aligns with their uneducated morals and immediately becomes an “expert,” on any given subject.
Because Karen is a toilet bowl scholar, she believes she knows more than a health care proffessional.
by Dorian2555 July 12, 2024
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by TTDis_shit May 23, 2024
Get the Toilet Tower Defensemug. A person who disses or hates on skibidi toilet. If you find one of these people in the Gen Alpha, they might be the next pope.
Example 1:
some guy: skibidi toilet isnt that bad!
skibidi toilet hater: are u 5
some guy: how dare you disrespect skibidi toilet!
skibidi toilet hater: shut the fuck up please
Example 2:
some guy: did you hear Kyle is a skibidi toilet hater
another guy: he might be the next pope
some guy: skibidi toilet isnt that bad!
skibidi toilet hater: are u 5
some guy: how dare you disrespect skibidi toilet!
skibidi toilet hater: shut the fuck up please
Example 2:
some guy: did you hear Kyle is a skibidi toilet hater
another guy: he might be the next pope
by ihateandroidusers June 16, 2024
Get the skibidi toilet hatermug.