Matthew

Verb. To anesthetize your genitals.

Dude 1: bro I Matthewed my dick last night!
Dude 2: bro why would you do something like that?!
Dude 1: I bought the condoms with the numbing lube by accident and I couldn’t feel my dick all night!

by DrDre868 March 27, 2020

matthew rodden

Cool guy sense of humor loves Netflix

"Lemme get yo number Matthew Rodden"

by TrumpHasSmallHands November 29, 2016

Matthew

A fat ugly nasty cheating ass bitch ugly nasty rat that everyone hate he’s a player and he’s ugly

hes such a Matthew

by That bihh may January 30, 2020

Matthew

Matthews are known to be gentleman but also beasts in bed. A Matthew can easily have 100s of girls lusting after him but a Matthew will only have eyes for one girl. Matthews are taller than 6 feet and have awesome dark brown hair thats almost black.

Grace: Did you see that Matthew over there? He’s so hot!!!
Ashley: Duh! He’s a Matthew!!

by blondiewiththelips October 25, 2018

Matthew

A sad tall man who has far apart eyes

I'm a Matthew

by Nig Cheese April 6, 2020

Aaron Matthew

Indian with a monstrous glizzy

Stay away from Aaron Matthew he has a monstrous glizzy

by Chsndjsj November 28, 2021

Matthew

A happy stoner

M: “hey is that Matthew?”
A: “yeah he’s a real happy stoner!”

by mic.writes March 20, 2019