Hot Legged Fun

It's when you cum your pants because of all the fun your having at MJR! It's better than shrooms! It's like fire ants crawling in your skin!

Dude I had so much hot legged fun last night, I think I fucked my grandpa!

by Toothless/Stone August 30, 2016

Straight-legged shit

A large, intense shit that causes one's legs to consequently straighten out and remain in a locked position until the log is fully expelled.

That was one great straight-legged shit!

by giddyup_gansta June 27, 2011

ya mothas leg

Something you say back when you don't know what to say

A: Hey bro what's up?
B:YA MOTHAS LEG!

What's up? Ya mothas leg

by psycowolf February 1, 2015

hot dog legs

The disgusting physical feature on some men and women; Hot Dog Legs (HDLs) are acheived when there is no muscle definition and the calf, ankle, and thigh.

"Dude, that chick has hot dog legs. You can't tell where her ass ends and her feet begin"

by BS Fatonovich July 17, 2006

Three Legged Hooker

A three legged hooker is a mythical creature that pirates talk about when drinking grog (a delicious pirate drink) or when trying to impress other pirates and/or winches. Technically, the only thing stranger than a three legged hooker is two pro baseball players making out on national television. Manny farmers believe that would mark the beginning of the Armageddon.

By the time the keg of grog was gone, each pirate had told a story about the three legged hooker.

by Dildo Backpacker April 7, 2011

plug me leg

An activity usually taken place just after the brakking of the cherry.

"uh oh, I think just plug me leg!"

by Clecky February 9, 2004

Bow and arrow leg

When you're walking and your ankle gives in and makes you feel embarrassed and awkward .given the shape of one leg being bent (bow) and the other one straight (arrow)

" my biggest fear is doing a bow and arrow leg when I walk down the aisle "

by Tink.ink April 28, 2021