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take you uptown

A hidden reference in many male-singer country music songs: when the male protagonist of the musical work is accompanied by a willing and ready fertile female in the vehicle with him, in which case that sexual intercourse will occur at the first opportune moment.
"We′ll take you uptown tomorrow
I′ll make it a night you won't forget
And if I have to beg or borrow
We′re gonna be side by side tomorrow night"

"Might have a little dirt on my boots
But I'll take you uptown tonight
Might have a little mud on my wheels
But they're gonna shine with you up inside"
by Crypto-metaphor July 29, 2023
mugGet the take you uptownmug.

you have bevel

When you gotta tell someone they have the bevel tool in Blender to make a triangle.
YOU HAVE BEVEL, TYLER!
by DimpsyBoots November 2, 2019
mugGet the you have bevelmug.

what if you sucked my nuts

a term originally coined by hakita (creator of ultrakill) during a discord converstation
used when someone's theory is stupid (hence the, "what if")
Hakita: "mankind is fucking dead"
wheet: "ultrakill may as well take place *during* the events of doom for all we know the chronological order of things make sense"
Hakita: "no survivors"
"0"
"all dead"
wheet: "but what if !!!!"
Hakita: "what if you sucked my nuts"
by IDEFINEDTHATIDIDTHAT March 25, 2025
mugGet the what if you sucked my nutsmug.
It’s only weird if you make it weird — see also “It’s only wyrd if you make it wyrd” the response to an intimate when one has made a legitimate request and you receive a questioning or pitying look. Often as people we confidently ask for something that we would find both pleasing and satisfying; but, we are met with stiff resistance from our partners and intimates when they are asked to participate in our reasonable (and sometimes reasonable) requests.

Look at it this way, if a person give you a waaaaaaaaaaay overly specific request, they have either done this before or have at least put a lot of thought into what they want.

The underlying meaning of the word weird is magical so actually this comment is deep and dualisticly insightful.
Her: Babe, can you put my Yoga door mounts into the heavy file cabinet; bind me; suspend my arms and legs from the mounts; gag and blindfold me; and use my Hitachi Wand to stimulate me until I pass out?

Him: (Offering the gas face of disbelief in stunned silence)

Her: It’s only weird if you make it weird.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler November 12, 2023
mugGet the It’s only weird if you make it weirdmug.

you

someone reading an urban dictionary definition of you written in 2021. i wonder if any depressed teenagers will be reading this in 2033
by gaymergirll June 14, 2021
mugGet the youmug.

Na man you be

Na Man you be! This is Nigerian pidgin English or slang. It depends on how it is being used. if it comes with a question mark, it means the questioner is questioning the masculine ability of the person the question is directed to: but if it ends with a full stop, it is an expression of confirming the masculine ability of the person in question. How to know if it is with a question mark or full stop during a conversation is the tonation.
Na man you be? Na man you be.
by Alaye baba November 18, 2023
mugGet the Na man you bemug.

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