Fuck The God Damn Shit

The phrase "Fuck The God Damn Shit" is usually used when (#1) some one is doing something and is tired of doing it and gives up. (#2) Or, it can be used when someone is trying to give someone else something and they deny it."

1.) Kaleb: "Jerry, how much longer am I gonna be cleaning this car for? "

Jerry: "If you can get that bird crap off my car, probably another 2 hours."

Kaleb: "You know what Jerry, FUCK THE GOD DAMN SHIT! I'm going home. You can clean the car yourself, I hope!"

2.) *on the phone*

Bobby: "Noah, I got a surprise for you bro!"

Noah: "Wait...don't tell me it's..."

Bobby: "The money I owe you from last year? Yep! All in cash!"

Noah: "I won the lottery last week. I'm a millionaire! And you can keep the money too."

Bobby: "Wait a damn minute...so you mean to tell me I was busting my ass at work trying to get you this money and

a millionaire? You know what...FUCK THE GOD DAMN SHIT! I can't believe this. I already sent the money to your bank

account bro! I can't believe this. I've been meaning to tell you something too..."

Noah: "First of all, we're not gonna speed past this like you didn't just lose your mind. Let's take a moment of silence..."

*the moment of silence*

Noah: "Now. What did you have to tell me, Bobby?"

Bobby: "I WANTED TO TELL YOU...THAT I FUCKED YO BITCH YOU FAT MOTHA FUCKA"

Noah's Girlfriend: "Take Money"

Noah: "Stacey, we're done! You know what, FUCK THE GOD DAMN SHIT!"

by Walkers World April 19, 2022

Shit

When an artist releases a new work. Synonymous with "drop/dropped".

"Kendrick is shitting this Friday"
"Doja Cat asshole stays wet the way she's shitting"
"Ye shitted all over this"

by Lulucoocoo May 13, 2022

you smell, you shit?

A lowbrow and grammatically incorrect way of insulting an Englishman; Commonly used by Chinese people.

"Alright, an example: You smell, you shit?"

by DDLZC April 16, 2017

OGs - On Gay Shit

"OGs" is an acronym for On Gay Shit, usually either casually understood or could very well be crypted text under the guise of two plus homies: usually involving a DL discreet referring to anything on the modern spectrum from a slightly coded as an understanding of, or up to full- throttle homosexual, gay acts. Tone can be candid or formal, funny or serious. OGs may not even be sexual at all, homoerosis, yet the essentialistic personal identity can be a gay man who ID's as gay. Also could be a straight (homoflexible or) anywhere on the spectrum to stand for a quasi definition of eros/ethos/pathos of homosexuality.

Straight Homie - "Whatchya upto today? You wanna come over, have a brewski, smoke some, and kick it for a few? My lady's out of town..."

Gay Homie: "Well I did have plans but now that I'm woke up and you're asking, I'm trying be ---OGs - on gay shit (as acronym)-.! Be there soon."

by Ray N. Ortega March 5, 2024

Shit

Have you ever felt like you needed to take the worst shit in your life?

That weird person: aahhhhh, how it feels so good to take that one shit *sits on the toilet for 7 more hours*

by Ninja Monke March 16, 2021

Shit Sticker

1. That little piece of poop that just CAN'T be wiped away. Wipe and wipe and wipe AND it's STILL there.
2. Someone who just won't leave. No matter how much you try,,,hint after hint and they're STILL there.

That little Shit Sticker made me use a whole role of toilet paper and it WON'T go away.

by XLNT Eagle May 6, 2023

shit

sheffield united

what do we think of shit sheffield united

what do we think of sheffield united shit
thankyou that’s alright we hate shef u we hate shef u

by marshboi1 January 1, 2022