An Escalator Can Never Break

An underrated (and very true) joke by comedian Mitch Hedberg (1968-2005).

An escalator can never break - it can only become stairs.

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 23, 2022

spring break oyster

Spring break oysters are general warts that fall off of frat boys into the beach water during spring break

“Just saw a spring break oyster in the water, it must have been from one of the Sigma guys”

by HJay November 20, 2023

Take A Break

The best house music concert in the world.

Hey, were you at Take A Break last weekend?! This guy was moonwalking through the entire crowd while holding a beer on his head.

by off.white2020 September 19, 2022

Break-dance

Breaks you and your soul while you dance whilst making you feel on cocaine and LSD whilst breaking and spraining a few hand and legs

My brother is in the hospital because he was doing some Break-dance.

by Degenerate car November 4, 2021

National Break A Glass Day

You have to break a glass or a mug

Me:hey mom. Mom: hey honey, what are you gonna do with that glass. Me: break it. Mom: wait wha-. Me:happy national break a glass day

by Milky Babqs December 29, 2020

Wipe Break

When a woman becomes aroused and must visit the restroom just for pussy juice removal.

I was watching Fight Club and Brad Pitt's abs made me have to pause the movie for a wipe break.

by Jilly McJellybean November 4, 2011

gave her a break

Another term for sex. Saying "I gave her a break" implies you laid a girl, or gave her a screw, or a fuck; gave her your sausage.

Colin: Esther decided to trim the Christmas tree naked again this year. Needless to say , I interrupted her halfway through and gave her a break.

by Travesty360 March 4, 2017