when your vagina gets caught in the toaster but it feels really nice so you turn it on while sticking two of your brothers penises up your ass and the cream cheese gets squirted into your eyeballs until you moan out "lightly sparkling spring water!"
by thefull8inches August 18, 2023
someone: why are u watching anna karenina
me: cause aaron taylor johnson’s in it and he’s the sexiest man alive
me: cause aaron taylor johnson’s in it and he’s the sexiest man alive
by wingsbymm October 16, 2023
“Idk if we should eat this steak guys it’s pretty Young Aaron Taylor Johnson”
“Yeah you’re right it is pretty raw let’s call the waiter back”
“Yeah you’re right it is pretty raw let’s call the waiter back”
by Tori8su April 10, 2022
by 4673077 March 20, 2020
Taylor H is one of the sweetest and kindest people I know and clearly doesn't get enough praise for putting others first
Taylor H is too kind!
by JabbaTheHutt6969 June 01, 2020
“that is so taylor-gage”
by snazzycat March 26, 2022