A very rare shark that lives in fresh water rivers, normally small with lasers on there head to attack the pray... eats smaller fish and drags the larger fish to their mother for food
by The neatest neacheous March 25, 2017
Get the river shark mug.1. A person (usually in an office setting) whose is so consistent in brown nosing and kissing the supervisor’s/boss’s ass, their head appears to be a shark fin coming from the recipients buttcrack.
2. Complete and constant kiss-ass.
2. Complete and constant kiss-ass.
by Clayton Farmer September 14, 2011
Get the Crack Shark mug.epic fish with a cartilagnous skeleton, or in other words- sharks are squishy bois. I like sharks. Sharks are very misunderstood. If you see a shark in the water, stay still. Also help sharks. Sharks are not to be confused with "sgarks" which are magical sharks with lungs and legs
Sara: That shark is SOOOOO cute!
Bill: Sara that is the correctest thing you ever said, that is one cute shark.
Bill: Sara that is the correctest thing you ever said, that is one cute shark.
by Sharkz are cool™ May 23, 2023
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