Julie

A fucking hot woman that you should speak up for yourself and say that you like her or she will just drif away

I fucking miss Julie and I want her to know that

by Alec assman June 10, 2022

July 2nd

Cut your grass day, when you have to cut your grass because it's grown too big (the youngest human in the family has to cut the grass)

It's july 2nd gotta cut your grass man

by kachowo June 14, 2022

July 20th

July 20th is ask your crush out day. Ask that person it would probably make them happy

“Oh It’s july 20th i guess im gonna shoot my shot with Bailey cause we only live once.”

by 2high2cry. June 15, 2022

july ham

Watermelon… The centerpiece meal of every hood bbq

Yo yo, lemme get a piece of that July ham, it’s hot as fuck out here

by PuffyRI June 19, 2022

July 25th

Be yourself day do anything and no one needs to say “you can't do this you can't do that”

Joe: I'm gay
Mother: You're not allowed
Joe: It's July 25th so I can

by Maldiger1 June 22, 2022

July 27th

Landon's birthday

On his birthday he must be worshipped if no your death will be inevitable

Hank: Hey you know it's July 27th
Jerry: ya well Landon is dumb
Hank: oh you should have not said that

Death : you are coming with me Jerry you have failed to understand July 27th

by Need answers June 23, 2022

July 1st

Give your favorite child $40 more then you would normally give them that day.

Mom-Hey kiddo here is your allowance

Kid-thanks mom now you have to give me $40 extra dollars

Mom-No I Don’t!!!
Kid-It is July 1st
Mom-oh crap

by Spencer Schraeger June 23, 2022