Ding dong fucker

Someone who is only interested in hooking up with someone and then not talking to them again. Similar to how children will ding dong ditch at house doors.

Sarah: Has Travis talked to you since you guys hooked up last month?
Jane: No. Hes just a ding dong fucker.

by Pretty_lil_kitty February 17, 2019

Goat Mother Fucker

Whenever said, will win you any argument unless scientifically proven wrong.

Bob: The Earth is flat.
Tim: No it's not.
Bob: Goat Mother Fucker.
Tim: Oh dang, ur right.

by ShREk 420 69 May 30, 2018

fuckering listen to me

When someone won’t listen to you.

Fuckering listen to me.

by Xaviermarvel01 June 2, 2018

among us fucker

a fucker who fucks among us.

"what a among us fucker!!"
"ikr!!"

by aejigwao January 23, 2022

Sumerian Ball Fucker

When you're older and your balls sag far enough, you can shove them in your own arse and Ball Fuck yourself.

Strange episode of Ancient Aliens last night explained how widowed, Sumerian men (Sumerian Ball Fuckers) would shove their sagging balls up their own ass to achieve a release.

by B. Ballard January 7, 2021

Nigger ass fucker

When you and yo friends (boys) tryna fuck but you ain't got no cum yet the man like I gotcha my nigga I'mma call the bigger ass fucker and then you say ughhh he cummed in my ass.

John: Aye go grab that nigger ass fucker
Jack: bet my nigga I'll ask the nigger ass fucker to cum in our asses
John: sick

by jrwitdajuice April 13, 2021

Short Range Fucker

A short range fucker is a shotgun you will find only in desert trench warfare.

Do not mix this with a long range fucker.

"Grab the short range fucker, they are closing in" - Sammar Al-Hayed, the famous Islamic comedian

by PyroC February 28, 2022