Free range enema

An organic backyard bowel and anal cleanse

If you're feeling clogged up but you want to use natural medicine, try a free range enema to clean you out

by Lord Lizey Lloyd August 28, 2017

Join For Free Bobux

what shows up when you search up "no bitches"

Person 1:Did you join "Join For Free Bobux?"
Person 2: That sounds like a scam

by jalapenocheesetoppers July 2, 2022

Free slushie and pretzel

Usually when people want free stuff they ask for slushie and pretzel only from 7-Eleven, because 7-Eleven is the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here you go lil Timmy, here is your free slushie and pretzel.

by Free slushie and pretzel January 31, 2018

Free Fuck Month

Free Fuck Month starts In July and ends at the end of the month.

In this Month You can ask Anyone Or Your Lover for Some Nice Sex and they Have to agree.
You can Do whatever you want in this month, Although Dont Be a Simp.

Person 1: Hey! Let's have sex

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: Its Free Fuck Month

Person 2: oh Okay then

by JustTrustMeAight? June 30, 2020

Guilt-free threesome

When your girlfriend sucks a wall-mount while you fuck her from behind.

Joe: You and your girlfriend had a threesome? Wasn't it awkward?
Todd: Nah, man. It was a guilt-free threesome.
Joe: Ah. Can't feel jealous of a dildo. You should invite me next time.

by Gert G October 8, 2013

Free tommy

How some British people would signal going to the toilet for a no. 2

“I’m just going to free tommy”

“To free a nasty little shit that’s been locked up”

by Dog breath 3000 October 11, 2018

i'm free tomorrow

That saying your friends tell you so that you leave them alone, but when tomorrow comes they suddenly aren't free.

Person 1: "Yeah, yeah, okay. I'm free tomorrow dude."
Person 2: "Kay!!"

*Next day*
Person 2: "They said they were free..."

by FujoshiWolf April 17, 2017