Wonder Cow Emporium

When one finds themselves in a room full of stupid people. That person then knows he/she is superior to the rest of the people, but the mass amount of the stupid peeps makes them better then you. This mostly happens because they have the backup of each other, but you are alone (you being the only educated person).
Joe: Dude, I went to this party and everyone there was an idiots! It was such a huge wonder cow emporium!

Bob: That sucks, bro. You should of called me for backup!
by Owen Bay January 07, 2012
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cow figgit

wow, dude he's such a fucking cow figgit.
by gay cow February 01, 2019
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challenge cow

The fat friend that always tries to cock block because she's bitter no dudes want to fuck her.
I met the hottest chick at the bar last night but I couldn't close because her challenge cow kept fucking it up.
by Matty Ace October 02, 2017
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dead cow passing

Like "someone just walked over your grave..."

Only "dead cow passing..."
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Cows and pineapples

All that is ever on her mind, just cows and pineapples never anything else no matter the circumstances
"Hey what is on your mind you seem stressed"
"Man all that is there is cows and pineapples"
by I_is_hooman July 17, 2021
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