24th September

national expired milk day

me: yo check the fridge
you, probably: ok say less
you: holy fuck why is all the milk expired
me: oh shit guess it must be 24th september...

by deliveryduel March 9, 2023

September 27

National kiss your friend with a name who starts with the letter “L”

Luke, we should kiss since your name starts with the letter L and since its September 27th!

by IRDK55442288 January 13, 2023

September 1

The day where a funny mustache man decided to do some trolling and started one of the largest conflicts in history

Person 1: How did the war start?
Person 2: some guy with a funny mustache on September 1 decided to do some trolling and invaded Poland

by Utvnrebhevhfvng January 26, 2023

September 1

The day where a funny mustache man decided to do some trolling and started one of the largest conflicts in history

Person 1: How did the war start?
Person 2: some guy with a funny mustache on September 1 decided to do some trolling and invaded Poland

by Utvnrebhevhfvng January 26, 2023

12th Day in September

Big Dick Appreciation Day.

OMG! I almost forgot it’s the 12th day in September! I need to get my fiancé a gift to celebrate his long thick, perfect dick.

by RemyAddict February 1, 2023

no sleep September

You can’t sleep during September

Friend 1: “I failed no sleep September”

Friend 2: “there is always next year”

by Goober13926 October 9, 2023

September 18th

September eighteenth is the day to hate on all kendall’s ^_^.
Fuck u sunny u stupid fatty >.<

Cal: It’s september 18th! you Know what that means!!
me: It’s kendall hate day!! Fuck u sunny

by Sunnys #1 hater October 11, 2023