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purple archmage 

Australian for dick, commonly used in Warcraft III:The Frozen Throne

Similar to huj, cock
Would you like to touch my purple archmage?
purple archmage by toj September 18, 2008

purple headed yogurt slinger

"DUDE! That dirty little slut just got shot in her assholio by that nignogs purple headed yogurt slinger"

dribble dribble dribble dribble

purple nurple

nipples that are 1 inch wide and 1.5 inches long, blue black purple, and so numb they have no feeling for two days.
what you wind up with after 4 hours in a breast pump trying to keep your boyfriend happy with big tits. picture a purple hot dog. I got a purple nurple trying to keep my boyfriend happy>

purple forest 

she is a purple forest
purple forest by phony July 1, 2006

Purple Mountain Majesty 

guy:what do you wanna do
girl:i want to give you a purple mountain majesty
guy:whats that
girl:the best blowjob you'll ever get

Purple jeep 

Someone who wears purple shirts all the time, and who may be a little overweight.
Look at her-She looks like a purple jeep!
Purple jeep by JennaFirTree December 20, 2008