A unique entity known by many as Max Goldman. His name actually refers to his two main abilities.
The "Max" part refers to his giant head which have the ability to use telekinesis to its maximum power.
The "Goldman" refers to his ability to convert each oh his hairs into solid gold. Since Max Goldman has three times the amount of body hair, this ability can fortify his body with a solid golden shell.
Sometimes accompanied by a rufus.
The "Max" part refers to his giant head which have the ability to use telekinesis to its maximum power.
The "Goldman" refers to his ability to convert each oh his hairs into solid gold. Since Max Goldman has three times the amount of body hair, this ability can fortify his body with a solid golden shell.
Sometimes accompanied by a rufus.
Girl 1: OMG. Is that Max Goldman?!
Girl 2: how can you tell ?
*both girl suddenly being floating towards Max Goldman. Gazing upon his golden body.
Max Goldman:* winks.
*Both girls faints.
Girl 2: how can you tell ?
*both girl suddenly being floating towards Max Goldman. Gazing upon his golden body.
Max Goldman:* winks.
*Both girls faints.
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Get the Max mug.Max is the type of guy that asks you to be his gf on text. He would also just assume that you are jealous of his best friend when you have no reason to. I'd say my Max gives of very big dick vibes in the beginning, but by getting to know him better, I'd say his dick is average sized. You don't know his actual penis size, but if you are a petite brunette who is very smart, you will find out quickly. I'm very lucky to have a Max in my life, because he is better than most 14 year old weirdos who populate schools, like a lot better. So yeah.
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Also random girl on bus but cooler: Don't do that, he's a Max, and he's already taken.
Also random girl on bus but cooler: Don't do that, he's a Max, and he's already taken.
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He gives off the impression that he wants something serious, but when things start to get real, he pulls away. He disappears, only to reappear when it suits him, often leaving people confused and hurt. This back-and-forth isn’t out of malice—it’s a reflection of his inner confusion and emotional turmoil.
No matter how much love you offer Max, or how genuine your intentions are, his mind is often scattered—lost in a hundred different directions. He’s still trying to figure out who he really is. At times, he even takes on different personas, trying to become someone he’s not, just to be accepted or to avoid facing his true self.
Deep deep down, Max is a good person. But instead of showing his true self, he hides behind a mask—one that protects him, but also causes pain to those who care about him. He doesn’t mean to play with emotions; he’s simply lost, unsure of what he wants, and afraid to be vulnerable.
He gives off the impression that he wants something serious, but when things start to get real, he pulls away. He disappears, only to reappear when it suits him, often leaving people confused and hurt. This back-and-forth isn’t out of malice—it’s a reflection of his inner confusion and emotional turmoil.
No matter how much love you offer Max, or how genuine your intentions are, his mind is often scattered—lost in a hundred different directions. He’s still trying to figure out who he really is. At times, he even takes on different personas, trying to become someone he’s not, just to be accepted or to avoid facing his true self.
Deep deep down, Max is a good person. But instead of showing his true self, he hides behind a mask—one that protects him, but also causes pain to those who care about him. He doesn’t mean to play with emotions; he’s simply lost, unsure of what he wants, and afraid to be vulnerable.
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